Jacksonville Florida Needs A Super Hero
posted July 22, 2008 - 2:28pmDear Potential Super Hero,
Jacksonville Florida is in trouble and in need of your super human powers.
Just in the last month our city appears to be taken from a scene straight out of The Dark Knight.
4 homicides on Sunday.
www.jacksonville.com/tu-online/stories/072108
met_307042743.shtml
A brutal eye gauging on July 5th.
www.jacksonville.com/tu-online/stories/071208/ner_302440049. shtml
Cops shoot 2 men at local club.
www.jacksonville.com/tu-online/stories/070608/met_300449880.shtml
A near riot near downtown.
www.metrojacksonville.com/forum/index.php/topic,2668.0.html
Pretty scary, eh? The city is beginning to feel more dangerous than a small village in Afghanistan.
Not to mention the city has zero dollars and enough corruption to hide 5 Jimmy Hoffa's.
So where is Batman or Spiderman?
Must we turn to masked vigilantes to keep us safe and clean up the mess?
I'm not a big fan of vigilantism, but one must wonder who will save Jacksonville.
We actually have people stealing cop cars, gauging out people's eyes, trying to perform drive-bys on officers how much is enough.
Seriously, is the Joker on the loose?
If you read this and you are a super hero with superhuman powers please consider taking a trip to Jacksonville.
We need you.
Signed,
A Concerned Citizen
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