Jacksonville Florida Needs A Super Hero

Dear Potential Super Hero,

Jacksonville Florida is in trouble and in need of your super human powers.

Just in the last month our city appears to be taken from a scene straight out of The Dark Knight.

4 homicides on Sunday.
www.jacksonville.com/tu-online/stories/072108/met_307042743.shtml

A brutal eye gauging on July 5th.
www.jacksonville.com/tu-online/stories/071208/ner_302440049. shtml

Cops shoot 2 men at local club.
www.jacksonville.com/tu-online/stories/070608/met_300449880.shtml

A near riot near downtown.
www.metrojacksonville.com/forum/index.php/topic,2668.0.html

Pretty scary, eh? The city is beginning to feel more dangerous than a small village in Afghanistan.

Not to mention the city has zero dollars and enough corruption to hide 5 Jimmy Hoffa's.

So where is Batman or Spiderman?

Must we turn to masked vigilantes to keep us safe and clean up the mess?

I'm not a big fan of vigilantism, but one must wonder who will save Jacksonville.

We actually have people stealing cop cars, gauging out people's eyes, trying to perform drive-bys on officers how much is enough.

Seriously, is the Joker on the loose?

If you read this and you are a super hero with superhuman powers please consider taking a trip to Jacksonville.

We need you.

Signed,
A Concerned Citizen

P.S. We have milk and cookies...