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Jealousy of a Romo

posted December 4, 2006 - 4:31am
Jealousy of a Romo

It's funny how we get jealous of what we can't have... As I watched the Cowboys and Giants game I couldn't help but root against Romo! I'm not an NFC fan so truthfully I didn't care who won, but I think I'm jealous of Tony Romo...

Just think eight short weeks ago he was a subplot, barely even worth talking about. He was a freaking backup, standing in the wings of an awful Drew Bledsoe season! Now he has five wins and one lose as a starter, he's on top of the world, especially after that huge Thanksgiving performance.

He's on fire with everything he does. His on field success doesn't truly make me jealous though, although I'd rather see him struggle at least a little... The part I'm really jealous about is he's now dating Jessica Simpson! Can life get much better for him!?! Is it wrong for me to root for him to fall harder than Tony Montana's empire? I want to see Romo's face look like Pachino's did as he sat in his chair waiting for the assassin crew to come. Does that make me a bad person?

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Wilmer Valderama is the Bigger Slut, but Tony Romo--...

mythman - Fri, 2007-26-10 2:05 pm
--Granted, I'm being rather strict about this (thinking of a 'bible'-ruled society in which 'dating' portends 'eternal monogamist marriage'). That again shows how limiting some words become. E.g. I'm sure Valderama is a business-genius, a complex operator in the capitalist-MasterMind, and a more-than-excellent Theatre-man; but he's also "marked" by the long list of girls with which he's been 'involved,' and one is drawn to focus on that rather than -on the excellent work leading-to and resulting-from-that list. What do You Think? Join Xomba to Tell Us!(if you're smart enough) Write-In Phil Hubbard 4 Prez!

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As a Cowboys fan...

jdubhub - Thu, 2007-25-10 11:25 am
As a Cowboys fan (a REAL fan going back to Roger Staubach during the 70's and despising the bandwagoneers of the 1990's and later), I would not consider Tony Romo a slut. If you are looking for a male celebrity who "gets around", you need look no further than the "70 Show's" Wilmer Valderrama (Fez) who has dated Melyssa Ford, Ariana Richards, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Majandra Delfino, Alexis Thorpe, Mandy Moore (allegedly he copped her you-know-what), Rosario Dawson, Erika Christensen, Sofia Vergara, Jessica Alba, Stefani Morgan, Mischa Barton, Lindsay Lohan, Cynthia Kirchner, Patricia Velasquez, Jaime Pressly, Alexa Cheron, Jessica Biel, and Scarlett Johansson. (Source) Of course, looking at this list, Wilmer is a god for some people that debate these sorts of things. _______________________________________________________ "In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act."--George Orwell

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You're Right, J-Deuce. NEway Jessica Simpson IS Destined for Me!

mythman - Thu, 2007-25-10 12:52 am
I was just bringing up one of the qualities that I love about Xomba.com—that one can change the content of one's article relatively as long as part of the subject remains valid; for instance: Tony Romo Is a Slut Now, I'm sure many sports-fans will 'correct' me there and say that Tony Romo does many good things too ... and I don't doubt that, but the only good things I've heard of him doing are Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood ... oh, and 'excelling' at some professional sport or another. What do You Think? Join Xomba to Tell Us!(if you're smart enough) Write-In Phil Hubbard 4 Prez!

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well... sorta...

animal - Wed, 2007-24-10 8:55 pm
we were more regaling each other with tales of our petty jealousy for the fact that tony romo was SHAGGIN' jessica simpson. not knowing who carrie underwood is... i'm less jealous about this one.

or maybe not...

A little late, Mythdude...

jdubhub - Wed, 2007-24-10 1:44 pm
They were discussing Jessica Simpson last December. Carrie is the current flavor d'month. _______________________________________________________ "In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act."--George Orwell

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Jessica Simpson? I Thought Romo Was with Carrie Underwood!

mythman - Mon, 2007-22-10 4:32 pm
You're right; I can't tell `em apart either. What do You Think? Join Xomba to Tell Us!(if you're smart enough) Write-In Phil Hubbard 4 Prez!

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crafty scheme #2 revealed...

animal - Thu, 2006-7-12 6:45 pm
see... my hockey-watching friends will tell you that over the course of an nhl season i make sure to come up with a scenario under which all 30 teams COULD make the finals. that way... they have to admit that I CALLED THE FINALLISTS back in the regular season! you'll notice that i've got four potential afc & two potential nfc teams already... & there's still four weeks of regular season play left. chokes me up a little that i didn't think of stephen colbert's "i called it!" balloon drop in time to claim that idea too. & while it would be weird if my tony romo scenario were to come to pass (& only slightly less weird if parcells were actually hit by a truck driven by gramatica... vanderjagt, i could TOTALLY see! that's JUST the sort of thing a guy from ONTARIO would do), it would probably be just as weird if there actually was an i-26 taking drivers into mexico...

or maybe not...

I'm still around...

Chapman15 - Thu, 2006-7-12 6:32 pm
Heh heh, I was just thinking of that scenario where Parcells gets hit by a truck. Guess whose driving, OMG it's Gramatica hahaha!! I think he's gonna choke when it really counts, he wasn't that great over his career. He is the most average old kicker around. You're right about Romo! I'd be the first to write a post on the downfall of Romo! I could see it now as part of the plot, Romo just killed TO for trying to marry his sister. He decides to leave Texas for Mexico, and the underaged punta, you guessed it his sister lol... Hey, we better patent this or they might put it in the next spoof movie... Anyways I think that's realalistic pick too. It's good to get it in writing now for some bragging rights in the future! Go Raiders!

whaaa?

animal - Thu, 2006-7-12 1:13 pm
you'd actually cheer if the greatest coach in nfl history was hit by a truck? would you giggle if scotty bowman was struck down with leprosy? would you smile your secret, twisted, sadistic smile if phil jackson's family was featured in an upcoming al quaeda video? you're a horrible, horrible person... maybe even worse than my buddy chapman15 is for wanting tony romo's career to end bellowing, "say hello to my little friend," careening drunkenly down i-26 heading to mexico with an underage puta riding shotgun. come on, dude... you KNOW you'd love to see that! but sure. cowboys/ravens. that's certainly a good-odds potential superbowl matchup.

or maybe not...

Sold

Ken Light - Thu, 2006-7-12 9:05 am
I'm sold on the Cowboys even thought I hate them more than most people can fathom. I'd actually cheer if Bill Parcells was hit by a truck. Banners and all. A foam finger if I could find one. Anyway, beating the Colts only serves to demonstrate that their defense can be just as effective as Romo's offense. I'm calling the super bowl right now: Cowboys/Ravens, Cowboys win. Damn I need to wash my hands for typing that. "Thank you for driving carefully through the villiage." That's what the sign says.

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