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Jesus Christ

posted February 15, 2007 - 10:11am
Jesus Christ

Jesus was in the heat of one of his more famous sermons about hypocrisy, with a prostitute at his feet. He was gearing up for his spirited climax and beckoned to the crowd, "let the one among you WITHOUT sin cast the first stone", just then there was a whizzing sound and a loud THWACK as a rock caught the sinner right between the eyes. Christ locked eyes with the stone thrower and said, "aw Mom, I hate it when you do that".

I'll bet Jesus had a sense of humor and that he would have appreciated this joke.



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This made me laugh!

This made me laugh!

not offended at all

Just to clarify that I was not in any way offended, I just wanted to point out the fact that the joke will only make sense if one holds to the Catholic teaching that Mary was sinless.

theSaint

Thank you

Thanks, I'm sorry that some found it offensive, It wasn't my intention to be controversial, I'll use my other posts for that.

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I enjoyed the joke so much I have told it several times!

I tell it pretty good, so it works

Flag Removed

I have removed the flag from this post. While some may find this type of joke to be in poor taste, it was not in direct violation of any of our rules. Dragonfly Xomba Moderator

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Christ Joke

It was a joke.

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Funny only if you're Catholic

Unfortunately for this joke, the Bible clearly states that only Jesus is without sin, while all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, including Mary. Mary herself referred to God as HER savior, clearly indicating that she understands that she is also a sinner in need of a savior. She did not refer to God as "the" savior, which could at least imply that she might not necessarily have had any need to be saved, but she states God, "MY savior."

theSaint

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