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'Elderly Girls Gone Wild' Series
Here is a letter from Joe Francis to Candy Spelling. Candy posted a letter to Joe Francis on the internet about his recent incarceration. Prior to this she posted a letter to Paris Hilton regarding her recent legal woes.
So, the top ten things revealed by Candy in her letter to Joe are as follows:

1.She uses Aaron's withered arm as a back scratcher (she had it dunked in formalehyde after his death)
2.Unhappy that she never received a thank you from Torie for the cloth diapers she purchased for Torie's new baby at Value Village.
3. You can never have too many cats
4. Used cat litter makes an excellent exfoliant
5. Joe is welcome to stay in Candy's gift wrapping room after he is released from jail as long as he signs a contract stating that he will leave the ribbon drawer the hell alone
6. Has never gotten over Aaron refusing to consider her for the role of Bosley. She totally could have played a dude.
7. She is now rabid environmentalist by cutting down on the number of Rolls Royce tires she burns in her backyard. She will continue to burn the Jag tires and the occasional jaguar though. Baby steps.
8. Doesn't play tennis but uses tennis court for monthly slave auction
9. Is #1 American importer of panda porn
10.Would be very interested in making a Girls Gone Wild tape of herself

Here's the letter Joe wrote in response to Candy's online letter to Joe:
Dear Candy:

I don't know you, I have never met you and I don't know anything about you. After reading your letter posted on the internet, my mental picture of you is of a lonely old woman living in a mansion in Holmby Hills with let's say 300 cats jumping around, some in their own feces.

I have tried to think to myself what would compel a woman such as yourself to write a letter to someone they have never met? Even worse, you are making up your mind based on headlines. I can understand you writing Paris Hilton a letter out of care because as you said in your letter, you have known her most of her life. Then again, it's sad and pathetic you had the audacity to post that letter on the internet instead of just sending it to Paris personally.

Candy, you don't know any of the facts concerning my situation. I am a hardworking, compassionate and honest person. I will prevail just as I have in the past because overcoming adversity is not only a part of the entrepreneurial experience but a part of life. You should appreciate this and know this more than anyone and I am ashamed of you for forgetting how hard it is to make it in this world and the people who would love to tear you down because you have. Sadly, it appears you have become one of those people.

Contrary to what you have said in your letter, my world has not changed. My business Girls Gone Wild is thriving and posted record sales last month. Most important, my friends and my family (I love you guys....) have stood by me. This whole situation will be over soon and I will be standing strong.

I have never played a victim but I have always been a fighter. I will ultimately prevail in the matters at hand but I am concerned that you will die a lonely and unfulfilled person playing with those cats and posting open letters to people you have never met on the internet.

Sincerely,

Joe Francis