Jokes or humor: Why they have fees for everything
posted April 13, 2009 - 6:10pmCollege is required and you need to pay $2000 per unit for a class about historical stones. You will get the best education of your life.
You will need to pay a fee to adopt the dog. The fee to file the paper work to adopt the dog. You will
need to pay a fee for us to release the dog to you. You will also need to pay a fee for us to close the adoption case. The total will be $2000 even though the
dog only cost $200.
There will be a donation for Church at $20 per person just for entering the Church. In one hour of service you will have donation round 1 with donation of $30 and up. In two hour of Church service we will have donation from $40 and up. In three hour of service we will have donation from $50 and up. If you drink the holy water that is another $20. If you eat the fruit of God that is another $20. If the father blesses you that is another $20. If you hold hand of a pretty girl sitting next to you that is another $20. If the father hears your confession that is another $20. All of these money will be mail in my dream to the Lord Jesus Christ.
You need to file for Finanacial assistance that will be $100 counseling fee. Then you will need to pay $40 filing fee. You will need to pay $40 print out fees. You will need to pay $10 for my to call the office fees. You will need to pay $20 for a visit later on about the result. You will need to wait two months from now to get the result but you will need to pay a fee for the result. The total will be $2000 for your financial assistance help.

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