Just Find a Happy Place (And Stay There)
posted August 17, 2006 - 12:42pmHave you ever sat down at a weekly commpany meeting and wondered HOW you were going to get through another episode of needless lip-flapping and frivolous attempts to impress the boss? Here's how:
1. Nod your head in agreement every 2 minutes while planning what you will eat for lunch dinner.
2. See how long you can go without blinking or breathing.
3. Practice your Yoga Breathing
3. Fake sick and ask to be excused.
4. Pretend to take notes but instead make a list of things you need to buy at the grocery store.
5. Clean out your purse or wallet. (discreetly, of course)
6. Find a happy place and stay there until it's over.
It works. Trust me!
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Bring your laptop, and
Bring your laptop, and instead of note taking, pound away at page 180 of your first novel... shoot, did I just give myself up? Oops.
Jared L. Cantin
If you're not failing at anything, you're not trying enough.
Jared L. Cantin
If you're not failing at anything, you're not trying enough.
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