In what can only be describe as a scene of horror, five top ranking Republicans have been found dead of what is being called a mass suicide in the semi-secret area of the Greenbrier Resort . Apparently, this conclave of the top minds in the Republican was convened to figure out a strategy to compete against their ever increasing irreverence in the American political scene reports a senior adviser to the Senate Minority leader Donnaccia Anatra - R . From the suicide note found on the scene, the men were despondent over recent Republicans in the news. They listed in this note that the recent rise of Sally Kern , Mark Sanford , Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh were being particularly disturbing. At this time the only name being released from this conclave is Mick Raton . Mr. Raton was on the lips of many politicos as a possible presidential candidate for the Republicans in 2012 - he will be sorely missed. I will bring you more as it comes to my attention.

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