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Just thinking aloud!

posted August 16, 2006 - 9:54am
Just thinking aloud!

So, I'm sitting here at work patiently awaiting for the my day to offically begin in the next 3 minutes, and I just had a thought....if I was a Jedi Knight what specifc force powers would I want?

There are just so many to choose from I could float, jump super high and land on my feet, choke people with a pinch of my fingers, move objects to hit people, move people if I so desired, have a light saber, pretty cool friends to hang out with who's thoughts I could just feel if I focused really hard, and a high midiclorean count, which would make me awesome.

So I'm thinking that I of course would want a lightsaber, because hey I would be a Jedi Knight, and it's just proper protocal. Surely, I wouldn't be walking around the streets of Chicago with this dangling from my hip, well unless it's late at night, but if my home ever got robbed, watch out.

Next I suppose I would want the force choke, simply because sometimes my husband kinda gets under my skin so it would be cool to use, not only on him, but it's a really sneaky way to just get back at people without getting your hands dirty. Imagine that someone is harassing you, and if there's something hanging on the wall, you can just use the force to abrubtly knock them in the head, and kinda just wonder, how did that happen. Wouldn't that be great?!

Oh, how could I forget, what about just opening and closing doors without having to touch the handles, that would be awesome! Do you know how many germs are floating around the doors, and on the door handles, I use my feet to flush the toilet when I got to the restroom. So if I could just wave my hand and things just happened that would be great.

Lastly, I guess for me if would be the abilty to know or feel pain of the people that are close to me. To know if something is going on inside of them, and to know how I could help them. To know if they are sufferring in anyway. It's always a bummer when you call or see someone, and they tell you all of this drama that is going on in their life, it would have been great to know what they were going through ahead of time.

But alas, sadly, were in the present day and not in a galaxy far far away, from a long time ago. Were living in a day and time when Jedi Knights would be great to have around, instead of the emperor types that are running around today. what's funny is when I've been by myself, I have actually focused on something, and tried to use the force to move it...sad huh, but what if that really happened it would have been cool!

If anyone could have force powers, which ones would you choose?

Just a thought or two I had!


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I'd love to be able to move

I'd love to be able to move hug objects with my mind. And have those lightning quick reflexes. I could do so many things with both of those!

It's a shame you don't taste the world I taste. Everything's sugar laced.

It's a shame you don't taste the world I taste. Everything's sugar laced.

The darkside?

If you used the force power choke you would be on the dark side.

My powers would be healing and force jump.
Who needs a car when you can jump everywhere.

No jedi mind tricks allowed here. :)

Jeremy Nettles
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