What Katie Did Next after she Sacked Her Stylist (or Before she Sacked her Stylsist).

Wearing a deep orange tan, boot blackened hair in a top tunnel, fluorescent white horse-teeth and probably the most ridiculous, huge boobs the world has ever seen – pushed up so far they were in danger of coming off and/or bursting, Katie Price a.k.a. Jordan a.k.a. Kordan sat alongside Jo Brand and Jackie Collins on Graham Norton’s chat show.

Jo and Jackie Lost for Words

Neither Jo nor Jackie made any comment about the way Kordan looked. Perhaps they didn’t have the bottle – given Kordan’s track record of defending herself and her inability to understand jokes – but it was more likely down to the fact that they took Katie Price to be suffering some sort of mental breakdown. How else could the celebrity who was relatively normal on I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here think that her outfit looked good or was at all appropriate?

Kordan’s Stylist Looking for a Job

Who is Katie Price’s stylist? Does she have one? We think if she does have a stylist and she or he sent her out onto the Graham Norton show’s stage dressed like a prostitute on an alien planet – the stylist should be sacked and never work again. If Katie does not have a stylist she should get one and quick!