I can't stand lawyers. If you look in the yellow pages the list of attorneys takes up almost half the book! There are criminal lawyers, divorce lawyers, trial lawyers, employment lawyers, defense lawyers, litigation lawyers, personal injury lawyers, dui lawyers, malpractice lawyers, corporate lawyers, patent lawyers, tax lawyers, immigration lawyers, midget lawyers...I could go on and on. All I want to find is an automobile dealer who specializes in imports. Why do I have to see one million advertisements for personal injury attorneys? I hate how they drive Jaguars and wear fancy suits. I hate how women in the bar swoon over an ugly guy once they find out that he is a pro bono civil rights attorney from San Francisco or a family law attorney from Chicago. Just because I didn't pass the bar doesn't make me less of a man. So how 'bout it blondie...can I buy you a drink or what?