0
votes

Lawyers ARE Jokes!!

posted November 2, 2006 - 1:36pm
Lawyers ARE Jokes!!

I know, I know!! There’s nothing original about posting jokes…and I caused quite a stir the last time I did it. I even got attacked because it was soooooo old!! But, I thought it was fitting at that particular moment, and that it might ‘lighten things up a little’... and it did!! I just love it when a plan comes together.

So in that same vein, with elections right around the corner, and all of the political ‘discussion’ on here lately, I thought I would share some of my favorite ‘lawyer jokes’. After all, this is where most of our politicians got there start!!

I would have done one of those "Top Ten" lists, but one can only stand so many lawyer jokes. And it's SO hard to pick the best ones, because they are all so true!! So here are 8 of my favorites. Enjoy...or not!!
******************************

Q: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Q: How does an attorney sleep?
A: First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many can you afford?

Q: What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?
A: Skeet!

Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
A: Senator.

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
A: Your honor.

Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
A: His partners.

Q: What happens when you cross a pig and a lawyer?
A: Nothing, there are just some things a pig won't do.

Lady:P
http://www.xomba.com/xombyte/LadyPeninhand

Author: LadyPeninhand
-A +A


Comments

Lawyers..and Juries

Dragonfly - Tue, 2006-19-12 6:41 pm
Boy, isn't that the truth? Ultimately the jury decides which lawyer beat the other one up the worst! Unless of course there's money involved!! Dragonfly Xomba Moderator

Dragonfly
Xomba Moderator

Layer and Jury joke

Michaelu - Tue, 2006-19-12 2:36 pm
What's a jury? 12 people who decide who's got the better lawyer
<script type="text/javascript"></script>

<script type

wonderful words, and some wonder why I struggle with them

Les Porter - Thu, 2006-2-11 8:38 pm
But I loved the piggy one; I mean think of the possibilities!!!

Teehee

Corbow6 - Thu, 2006-2-11 7:21 pm
It's just Advanced Computer Applications. I'm already done for the day, I've been done for the day since last Tuesday, so basically this is my, "Get on Xomba and see what everyone is up to" hour.

Hehehe

Chansen - Thu, 2006-2-11 2:30 pm
Yes that gave me a good laugh. Thanks for that!

Pigs and Lawyers

LadyPeninhand - Thu, 2006-2-11 2:10 pm
Thanks Son...I'm always glad to brighten your day!!But what are you doing reading jokes in class!? How you going to get smarter that way?! HAHAHA!! Or maybe THIS is where the REAL education is...I expect you'll learn no matter where you are!! (And, D, I think you're right...but I kind of like it my way too!! HA!!)

Lady:P

'I sleep naked.'

Haha!

Corbow6 - Thu, 2006-2-11 1:49 pm
Great stuff as usual, Mom. I'm sitting here laughing in class XD Love ya, ~Cory

Almost

erikadarrell - Thu, 2006-2-11 1:47 pm
I almost gave you a ten but for the last one. I think it is suppose to be - "What is the difference between a lawyer and a pig? There are some things a pig won't do". HA!HA!;)

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.

Post new comment

  • Lines and paragraphs break automatically.
  • You can use BBCode tags in the text. URLs will automatically be converted to links.
  • Allowed HTML tags: <p> <br> <b> <a> <em> <strong> <cite> <code> <ul> <ol> <li> <dl> <dt> <dd> <img> <span> <object> <param> <embed> <table> <tr> <td> <div>
  • Web page addresses and e-mail addresses turn into links automatically.

More information about formatting options

Join Xomba Today

Do you like to write? Would you like to make a little extra money on the side? These people do. Join the Xomba community today.
Become a Member