(There was actually an "A" where I put the '@,' but you know how censors get! Anyhow, that blatant proclamation of evil's reign over the upcoming party inspired the following echo of my Lord Jesus Christ.)

"I'm sure you meant/ the expletive that is used in lieu of 'so utterly, amazingly complex that I cannot expound the wonderment for my head would most-surely evaporate,' but people's minds will subconsciously also take the 'condemned'-meaning and weave it within their minds.

"If you want people to believe that they're condemned (a goal that makes 'uplifting the accusation of evil' necessary), that's your right; but I'm surely joining with a chorus of other voice (other letter-writers, noises in my head, etc.) when I say that a fair-and-balanced publication like yours will also lift up Goodness & will next week feature (with the same size text) a cover-story about the many-many-many-many REDEEMED & SANCTIFIED parties happening on the First.

"But that's your choice; like it says in the book of Joshua: "You can follow whoever you want; as for me, I follow 'Goodness.'""

And it's all abundantly coated with the slimy goop of God's laughter (God's reaction to 'bad press' ... I probably should've mentioned 'LoL' somewhere closer to the beginning).