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Lindsay Lohan Tanked? Possible DUI?

posted May 27, 2007 - 1:05am
Lindsay Lohan Tanked? Possible DUI?

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. (AP) - Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence on Saturday after her convertible struck a curb, and investigators found what they believe is cocaine at the scene, police said.

Lohan, 20, and two other people were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 when it crashed on Sunset Boulevard around 5:30 a.m., Sgt. Mike Foxen said. It appeared Lohan was speeding, Lt. Mitch McCann said at an afternoon news conference.
I'm not stoned...it's the fashionI'm not stoned...it's the fashion
Okay, so Lohan was busted with coke. She was driving under the influence. Not that shocking. What is shocking is:

1. Folks would get in a car with Lindsay Lohan driving

2. Lindsay Lohan has friends to drive with

3. Lohan's reps and parents and other hangers on wouldn't have taken the Lindsay's keys

4. Friends don't let friends drive..high on coke

5. Hire a limo...or did no one see 'Borat'? Stuff a pillow case over her head and tell her she's going on an adventure camp to 'HOT GUY LAND WHERE THEY DON'T CARE IF YOU CAN SPELL'

Even more shocking...Lindsay was shown snorting coke on video just over a week ago and none of her 'PR' people saw this coming? Just who does this kid have representing her? The homeless guy down on Main Street could do a better job.


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War on Terror

The Department of Homeland Security has drafted Lindsey to drive detainees around Camp X-Ray in a minivan. If there's an accident, well, who's to say who's at fault? They do have to watch that she isn't initiated into the Jihad cause though, so she will be required to wear headphones at all times.

Strasberg Method Actor

Lohan was just too "into character" because in her new upcoming film she plays a drug addicted child actress who can never come to grips with her adult film career. It's an upbeat musical "song and dance" picture with much of it being animated and will also feature an underwater sequence where Lindsey gets advice from some talking dolphins during a field hockey game with a rival team of porpoises. Of course, it could all be in her head as she sits in a corner, clutching her ankles and slowly rocking back and forth. Who'd of thought Linsdey Lohan would make Paris look healthy?

rehab vacation

Paris and Britney could be the leaders of the rehab vacation... teaching everyone how to make delicious cocktails out of sea water and everclear.

rehab vacation

Paris and Britney could be the leaders of the rehab vacation... teaching everyone how to make delicious cocktails out of sea water and everclear.

rehab vacation

Paris and Britney could be the leaders of the rehab vacation... teaching everyone how to make delicious cocktails out of sea water and everclear.

Mixology

It's less of a rehab program and more of a bartending course.

So much for rehab

Guess all that money spent on rehab didn't do the trick. Maybe she and David Hasselhoff can go on a rehab vacation together and drink Shirley Temples on the beach...

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