1.  Food is really expensive....eat sparringly

2.  After cheese turns blue you can't eat it.

3.  Racoons are crafty little bastards.

4.  Eggs are cheap...take awhile to go bad...and there are tons of ways to cook them.< p>

5.  Macoroni N' Cheese, a multi-vitamin, and some beer is a dinner

6.  If you put laundry detergent in the dishwasher soap and water will leak out every where.

7.  Never cook in the nude...no matter what it is, something will splatter up on to something.

8.  Dining room tables will get used like once ever..

9.  When you sleep naked 75% of the time somebody will come over and knock on the door...or just walk on in.

10.  No matter how drunk you get...some kind of subconcious homing device will lead you stumbling back to your apartment....even if you have no recolition of getting there.

11.  Popcorn bags will catch fire in the microwave

12.  Foosball tables are a bitch to get up 3 flights of stairs even with a lot of help.

13.  When sleeping naked 15% of the time your fire alarm will go off.

14.  Always keep a supply of beer and some liqour around...people will bring chasers and food.

15.  Hydrogen peroxide, neosporin, a box of bandaids, and a sowing needle will take care of most medical emergencies.

16.  Floor is amazingly soft to sleep on

17.  Don't sleep naked on the floor.

18.  Food is expensive...if it goes bad try to save it...I.E. a little fungus on a orange?...eat around that part...pizza hard as a rock...microwave it and then eat it with some beer.

19.  Remember the dropped food Law:  under 5 seconds just blow it off...over 5 and under 10 seconds...it may need some stuff flicked off it...over 10 seconds it may need to be microwaved and eaten with an alcoholic drink.

20.  When in doubt remember microwaves and alcohol will kill most bacteria.

21. Vitamin - C is a life saver ...feeling a little bad take one of those and your like superman.

22.  Cleaning around the house is man(ly) if your cleaning for a girl who is coming over.. or if your drinking a beer while cleaning.

23.  Cleaning in the nude is just sexy

24.  If you find food that you don't remember having...thank the food gods and give it a quick smell just to make sure you won't die.

25.  Keep extra blankets for people who end up sleeping on your couch/floor/balcony/chairs.

26.  Duck sauce can be subsituted for almost any condiment.