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Lohan is Innocent

posted July 25, 2007 - 2:27pm
Lohan is Innocent

Lindsay Lohan is claiming she is innnocent and that the coke found in her pocket was not in fact her coke.
Lohan made this statement to Access Hollywood:

"Yes. I am innocent...I did not do drugs they're not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin's mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy."

I am a Tiny Puppy!I am a Tiny Puppy!

The 'blowing over the legal limit' was not in fact her blood alcohol reading. Somehow the LAPD got ahold of a really drunk giraffe at the San Diego Zoo and substituted the giraffe's blood for Lohan's blood. The coke found in her pocket actually belonged to JFK's REAL assassin...Osama Bin Laden...she met him in Promises Rehab Facility. Her sobriety bracelet? Actually a convenient way to carry toast.

Author: angelinhotpants
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Wow....

DiavolessaV - Tue, 2007-14-8 3:36 pm
And here I was thinking it was Hanson. Again. Everybody knows they ruined Courtney Love's career. Wasn't her smack either. -Dia V. "It's always cloudy except for when you look into the past."

-Dia V.

"It's always cloudy except for when you look into the past."

How Much Lindsay Lohan's Boobs Won't Matter

mythman - Mon, 2007-6-8 1:22 pm
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This Will Help You Find Out

mythman - Mon, 2007-6-8 12:45 pm
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If by "helped" you mean...

jdubhub - Mon, 2007-6-8 11:28 am
If by "helped" you mean "made them more money", then I can think of a stripper/porn star or two. But, if you meant "improved their life in a meaningful, universal sense", I would have to say no. (Of course, there are plastic surgeons who base their trade on the dissatisfaction of others, who may disagree.) As for the other part, I somehow get the feeling that you would be an excellent candidate to reprise the role of Mrs. Robinson in a modern-day Graduate.

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breast implants

angelinhotpants - Mon, 2007-6-8 7:29 am
A little research project: does anyone know anyone who breast implants have actually HELPED their lives? There are things called 'dumbell flies' which can do all kinds of lifting of muscles without surgery. I'm just saying. My boobs look okay for an elderly person soon to be forced into a home. I will have the best natural boobs in the place. I will even show off the fact that I have no scars..they might not want me to buy a place given the fact that i have young children and 2 large dogs but rules are meant to be broken. Me and the kids will race through the complex driving our scooters, outfitted with neon signs, rear view mirrors that stick out in traffic and lots of loud bells. The dogs will be unregistered and unleashed...and very affectionate

Interesting side note related to implants...

jdubhub - Mon, 2007-6-8 4:43 am
When they've exhumed bodies of women who've had breast implants, long after the body has decayed away, the implants are still intact and just sitting on top of whatever is left of her upper torso--kind of icky, for lack of better word. Of course, the same holds true for just about any other type of non-carbon-based implants--they just continue on. I would be curious to see, however, what Lindsay Lohan's Great100-Granddaughter would look like, if all of her future generations continue to drink and coke it up like she's been doing.

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MythMan, in 4,000 years

Idlewild - Mon, 2007-6-8 12:30 am
Lindsay's boobs will be dragging on the ground, if'n the silicone implants haven't exploded by then or turned into dioxin or sand or whatever it is fake boobies turn into when they've outlived their target life span by a factor of 200x.

I'd lead with that!

angelinhotpants - Sun, 2007-5-8 10:07 pm
She'll leave the party scene and hop on the next magical carpet/unicorn combo she can find.

She Has to Come to Me

mythman - Sun, 2007-5-8 10:01 pm
Our Father knows this, he spent about 4,000 years coming to us ... it's much more efficient for us to go to Him, just as Lindsay will know when she comes to me. What do You Think? Join Xomba to Tell Us!Get More Traffic to Your Blogs by Telling Tools What You're Already Doing!

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I want to know

angelinhotpants - Sun, 2007-5-8 9:58 pm
Why not?

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