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Looking for My Perfect Man | PLEASE READ

posted August 14, 2009 - 9:36am
Looking for My Perfect Man | PLEASE READ
Hello Dear,
 
 
How are you today? My name is Susan Honestly, I am very very very very very good looking, have a sublime, heavenly, gorgeous and perfect body and a sublime, heavenly, gorgeous and perfect figure. I’m a kind girl. No doubt you will understand from reading this that I am completely sincere, trusted and God fearing. I’ve read all the profiles on xomba.com  and was delighted to write this so I could contact YOU, yes YOU the man reading this NOW.
 
I hope YOU will be the true loving, honest and caring man, that I have been looking for all my life. Furthermore, if YOU are that man I have some GOOD NEWS for YOU.
 
GOOD NEWS!
 
I have a huge fortune (over £10 million) just waiting for YOU should YOU turn out to be the man I’ve been looking for all my life. 
 
Remember colour, race, religion, distance, dirty habits and general smelliness are not barriers – so please contact me here as soon as possible so we can begin our life together as soon as possible. 
 
I will check to see if YOU respond every minute of every day.
 
Until we meet be careful that another girl doesn’t take you for every last penny you have. 
 
STOP RIGHT THERE!
 
 
 
This is a hoax based on many similar emails I’ve received. I am not Susan Honestly. Honestly I am not. Instead I am Really Annoyed by the spam emails I get from girls, women and men pretending to be girls with massive fortunes like Susan Honestly. Honestly I am. What really annoys me is that they all purport to have read my profile and have been attracted to me when reading it. This must be a lie as I’m not the man they take me for. In fact, I’m not a man at all. If they can tell lies like this, what other matters must they be lying about? Their sublime, heavenly, perfect looks? Their huge wealth?    
 
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Author: AndAnotherThing2
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More sinister than the norm... www.ultimateflirting.com

AndAnotherThing2 - Fri, 2009-6-11 11:56 am

I'm not registered with ultimateflirting.com - this is another twist - perhaps for these sicko, desperate types to get some attention - they'll not know we put their pathetic emails on this thread.  Starting to hate them now!  Here is the latest email:

 

 babylove2

11/06/2009 - 06:50

Hello
Hope you are doing just fine over there.My name is Gift. I just want to let
you know that l came across your profile and your e-mail adderss from
www.ultimateflirting.com here and after going through it l found you
interesting,hope
you don't mind.
If you are interested in knowing more about me and for me to send you my
picture,just feel free to contact
me at my private mail
address at (giftben61@yahoo.com)
Hope to hear from you soon,have a nice day and stay
blessed.
Gift.
please contact me with my email address (giftben61@yahoo.com)

 

 

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Like a Bus Schedule - My New Friend

AndAnotherThing2 - Wed, 2009-21-10 7:10 pm

 No busses for ages and then four at the same time.  Comparing these emails to busses is a sign I'm bored.  Might send a rude email in reply but what would that achieve b nothing.  Here's the latest - received four times...(!)

Participants: AndAnotherThing2 and sandybaby
 
sandybaby
10/21/2009 - 19:03

sandydesmond61@yahoo.com
Dear how are you today? and how is things moving with you? hope fine and you are in good health.My name is sandra desmond, I am looking for a very nice
man of love, caring, sincere, easy going, matured, and understanding, then after going through your profile now on this site (www.xomba.com) i pick interest in you, so i will like you to write me via my email address which is as follow (sandydesmond61@yahoo.com ) so that i will give you my picture for further discussion, because i am really looking forward for a serious friendship with you,
Your New Friend,
miss sandra

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More Proof I'm Totally Attractive!

AndAnotherThing2 - Sat, 2009-10-10 4:14 pm

 This is beyond the usual email - this person actually loves me after reading my profile - weird eh?  I don't suppose anyone else received the same PM...:

 

jenybeby
10/07/2009 - 14:12

nice to meet you.
My
name is mary, i just went through your profile when i was searching
for love, I have no options than letting you Know I saw your profile today,
that is why i wish to have a  relationship with you, I will also like
to Know you more,i will be very greatful to have you as my loved one.
so you can reply back to me through this address and i will also send
you my pictures. I believe we can move from here. But bear in
mind that Love has no colors barrier, no educational back ground barrier, no
socio-economic Barrier, religious, language, nationality or distance barrier,
the only important Thing there is love. I am waiting for your mail at
(mary_simon4u@yahoo.com).
Thanks for your
 cooperation.
from
mary.

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a ship with a relation on it

AndAnotherThing2 - Sat, 2009-10-10 4:10 pm

Here's an unintentional joke - thanks for sending it to me Anta

ME: I say, I say, I say, what do you call a ship with a relation on it?

YOU: I don't know, what do you call a ship with a relation on it?

ME: a relationship...

Here's the email which was sent to me and only me:

 anta2me@yahoo.com

Hello.
My Name is Anta I was impressed when i saw your profile at www.xomba.com and will like you to email me back to my inbox so that i can send you my picture for you to know who i am.i belive we can establishe a long lasting relation ship with you.In addition,i will like you to reply me through my private e mail box (anta2me@yahoo.com).
This is because i dont know the possibilities of
remainning in forum for a long time.
Thanks,waiting to hear from you soonest.
Anta.

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Is Linderx a Lesbian? Does she think I am? Or is this another

AndAnotherThing2 - Tue, 2009-22-9 8:13 am

mistake about my gender?

linderx23
09/22/2009 - 06:58

Hello ,
I  came across your profile at (www.xomba.com) and  I will like us to have a  good relationship and to know much better .my name is  Linderx,  i am single and  never marriage.I will wait for your reply . you can contact me at this my  email address ( linderx200 at yahoo dot com)  waiting to hear from you .
Yours Linderx.

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Best Compliments of the Day Sir! (sorry if you're a madam...)

AndAnotherThing2 - Tue, 2009-22-9 8:08 am
It is not that often you get an attempt at originality but it is funnier when you do. 
 
 
juliet7744
09/22/2009 - 06:19

(julietdiane13@yahoo.com)
Compliments of the day Sir,
My name is juliet,i saw your profile and
 
 i became intrested in you,i will also
 
like to know you the more,and i
 
 want you to send an email to my
 
email address so i can give you my
 picture for you to know whom i am.
 
Here is my email address
 (julietdiane13@yahoo.com)
 
 believe we can move from here! I
 
am waiting for your mail to my email
 
address above.(Remeber the distance,
 
 colour or language does not matter
 
but love matters alot in life.
Thanks
juliet

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Taday's Scammer | Sunday Spam

AndAnotherThing2 - Sun, 2009-20-9 3:49 am

Why is it that these type of women (or men pretending to be women) are so insistent that I (as you know, I'm convinced I'm the only person to receive these) contact them via their private emails and not PM them here?  Interesting point that...  Here is today's PM

gladys123
09/19/2009 - 19:57

Hello,
How are you? I saw your profile today in(www.xomba.com) and feel like contacting you.I feel we may become matches.(gladysg65@yahoo.com)is my contact. Kindly make a contact if you are interested.so that I can give you my picture for you to know who i am.
My name is GLADYS MONIBA.. I will appreciate it if you give a good responds by contacting directly with my email adders.(gladysg65@yahoo.com)
Thanks and remain blessed
(Remember the distance,colour or age does not matter but love matters alot in life)
PLEASE CONTACT ME WITH MY E-MAIL ADDERS AND NOT THIS SITE OK.
(gladysg65@yahoo.com)

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A Picture Worth Less than One Word!

AndAnotherThing2 - Sat, 2009-19-9 9:44 am

People aren't so stupid as to believe that photos sent to emails are evidence of the reality of a person, are they? 
 
09/19/2009 - 09:11
  Hello.....................
My name is miss Joy i saw your profile today at www.xomba.com and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send a mail to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.Here is my email address(joyblah71@yahoo.com) i believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.miss Joy(Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life)
Please rpely me with my email address here.

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Friendship first but what's next?

AndAnotherThing2 - Tue, 2009-15-9 3:12 am

  • This is an unusual PM in this category.  There's definitely been an attempt to reword the standard (see ad infinitum examples in the comments below and of course my excellent article above).  I like the way it goes with the theme that I am the only Xomba member contacted. 
 
  • Friendship first but what is next?  S/he (this is most likely a man with criminal intentions in my opinion) suggests that a perfect relationship will follow but really - again in my opinion - wants to rip off all my (s/he thinks I'm a bloke and what is more prays I am a pathetic desperate one) worldly goods.  Here is the email:
 
 
lilibaby
09/14/2009 - 15:52

Hello
. My name is Miss lilian dion,i am an africa girl i read ur profile today at.(xomba.com) i feel you are the only one missing in my entered life so i desided to stop on it and let you know that i am interested to be a friend first.i also believe that coming to you will be a probabilty of meeting that very thing that has been lacking in my entered life.please contact me at my email adress (liliandion64@yahoo.com)
,,or, i am a girl with respect and responsible,i respect people also and believe if you contact me,i will give you a full introduction of my self okay. i hope to hear from you soon. Remember, all the darkness in the world, can-not put out the light of a single candle as long as the light of love shines bright in your heart,and (Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life) cares for my future love (liliandion64@yahoo.com)

 

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So eager she sent it three times

AndAnotherThing2 - Mon, 2009-14-9 7:10 am
  • This PM was received three times today, minutes apart - perhaps she is so "impressed with my profile" that she couldn't help herself/himself pretending to be a man and looking for someone to sucker - some days I stop feeling sorry for these pathetic people but others they annoy in the manner of insects... here's the email but only once:
favoury20
09/13/2009 - 20:52

Hello Dearest My name is favoury, I was impressed when i saw your profile and i deemed it too necessary to write you immediately. I will really like to established a suitable relationship with you. Could you please reply me through my private email box (favoury_lmomy@yahoo.com) So I can introduce my self better and also give you my picture, for you to know whom i am and I believe we can move from here! waiting for your details, Have a nice day and God bless you Best Regards favoury. (favoury_lmomy@yahoo.com)

  • (what a blinkin' loser eh?)

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