LOVE AND MARRIAGE


LOVE AND MARRIAGE

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Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye
opener!"




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Marriage Is for Hillbillys
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Submitted by mythman on Fri, 2008-05-02 13:14.

That's why they call it "settling down."

Truly, it's because you are content to hold each other in the current philosophy (soon-to-be 'your old ways'), you love each other too much to care 'what the newest trend is.'

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I'm a Hillbilly?
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Submitted by Freddy57 on Fri, 2008-05-02 14:51.

This is the first time anyone has called me that. I'm married, happy about it, and really don't care what the "newest trend" is...I remember when the "newest trend"
was a polyester leisure suit...I didn't buy into that one either.

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Indeed
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Submitted by jdubhub on Fri, 2008-05-02 15:18.

I'm happily married, too, and I also don't buy into whatever the latest and most fashionable "isms" laid upon us by celebrities or other persons of dubious influence. I believe its when the husband and wife start listening to other people more than each other that the problems begin.

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I Didn't Say "You Get Married 'To Be' Hillbillys" ...
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Submitted by mythman on Mon, 2008-05-05 13:55.

One of my favorite TV-shows was The Beverly Hillbillies (though I still spell it with a "Y").

A very-central message to that show was that–though the backwoods-ways seemed "funny" to modern, technological standards–they were the ways that work.

It's sort of like The Truth: no matter what kind of lies it seems to tell, The Truth remains the same!Disagree? Join to Defend Your Honor!

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