Lucky Jack, Forgive or Forget and Getting it Done | Three 60 Word Stories
posted November 4, 2009 - 2:10pmIn our most humble opinion the 60 word story is the literary genre for which the internet was invented. The stories below (not including their titles) are exactly 60 words long – not 59 or 61 words. For a fuller introduction to 60 word stories CLICK HERE
- LUCKY JACK by AndAnotherThing2
The advert said: "send one pound and I’ll send you two hundred pounds”. So I sent it a pound. I wanted to know what it is like to be stupid. Then, today a letter arrived with two hundred pounds in it! Now I’ve just seen another advert saying: “send me two hundred pounds and I’ll send you two million pounds”.
- FORGIVE OR FORGET By AndAnotherThing2
I forgave his forgetfulness. He left the seat up, picked his nose, was poorly dressed and clumsy . . . couldn’t dance, wasn’t musical but hummed along. Not one for the great outdoors . . . watched, didn’t play Squash and swam in an outstandingly unique, embarrassing way. I forgave all that. I tried but couldn’t forgive his desperate poverty.
- GETTING IT DONE by AndAnotherThing2
Any minute, he’ll fall to sleep. Can’t do anything lying on my back: clean, polish, laundry and ironing. Oh do hurry up! Perhaps if I called his name? Oh yes, that’s done it. But somehow things aren’t the same. “You can stop now.” You’ve taken a pill?” I never said you didn’t satisfy me. Now I can’t do the housework.
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