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Lucky Jack, Forgive or Forget and Getting it Done | Three 60 Word Stories

posted November 4, 2009 - 2:10pm
Lucky Jack, Forgive or Forget and Getting it Done | Three 60 Word Stories

In our most humble opinion the 60 word story is the literary genre for which the internet was invented. The stories below (not including their titles) are exactly 60 words long – not 59 or 61 words. For a fuller introduction to 60 word stories CLICK HERE 

 

  • LUCKY JACK by AndAnotherThing2

The advert said: "send one pound and I’ll send you two hundred pounds”. So I sent it a pound. I wanted to know what it is like to be stupid. Then, today a letter arrived with two hundred pounds in it! Now I’ve just seen another advert saying: “send me two hundred pounds and I’ll send you two million pounds”.

 

 

  • FORGIVE OR FORGET By AndAnotherThing2

I forgave his forgetfulness. He left the seat up, picked his nose, was poorly dressed and clumsy . . . couldn’t dance, wasn’t musical but hummed along. Not one for the great outdoors . . . watched, didn’t play Squash and swam in an outstandingly unique, embarrassing way. I forgave all that. I tried but couldn’t forgive his desperate poverty.

 

 

  • GETTING IT DONE by AndAnotherThing2

Any minute, he’ll fall to sleep. Can’t do anything lying on my back: clean, polish, laundry and ironing. Oh do hurry up! Perhaps if I called his name? Oh yes, that’s done it. But somehow things aren’t the same. “You can stop now.” You’ve taken a pill?” I never said you didn’t satisfy me. Now I can’t do the housework.

 

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If you reply with a tweet to @DBollocks AAT2 on Xomba wouldn't mind a mention - the subjects under tentative discussion are: What would you do with the £200 if you were Lucky Jack, could you love a poor nose picker, have you had the same problem with Viagra - of course you could leave a comment below if you have more than 140 characters of input... (so to speak)

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