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Man Charged With Stealing His Own Urine Sample

posted August 10, 2007 - 7:10pm
Man Charged With Stealing His Own Urine Sample

It is reported in Valparaiso, Indiana, that a man named Joseph Klinkman is being charged with burglary after he confessed to breaking into a probation office and stealing two urine samples. He had been drunk a few hours before he gave the sample and he found out they were testing for a drug he didn't think they were testing for. He took his own sample and one that was provided by a friend. The friend didn't participate in the burglary.

Both of the men were ordered to provide new urine samples and could face sanctions if the tests come back positive.



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Oh, man...

Oh, man. He must have pissed somebody off. _______________________________________________________ "Treason doth never prosper, what's the reason? For if it doth prosper, none dare call it treason." -Sir John Harrington, 1561-1612

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