So what?  I'm stealing an idea from a Miller Lite commercial...wanna fight about it?  Look, I love what they have done bringing out some Man Laws.  Milwaukee's Best has also brought to the forefront some Man Laws by dropping giant cans on people (That was heavy!)   But beer companies are not the ones making up The Laws.  It's you, and me...So, for you ladies out there...and for you men who are women with penises...here are a few Man Laws to always live by.

1) It is never acceptable to ask a group of guys what game they are watching.  It is only acceptable to ask the score of the game.  Your bitch ass can either sit down for three seconds and decipher who is playing, or be kicked in the taint repeatedly...your move holy man...choose wisely!  MAN LAW!

2) It is acceptable to date a friends ex-girlfriend only if you ask said friend beforehand.  However, said friend has full rights to say things like, "You're gonna love the way she licks your balls!"  MAN LAW!

3) It is completely acceptable to make fun of your friends in all situations (unless they recently lost a family member, pet, or their favorite Britney Spears CD).  If you make fun of your friend and he gets butt hurt for no reason and storms off, it is also completely acceptable to make fun of him for the rest of his life about it.  (Case in point: Luke wanting to leave Boston and throwing his napkin in Cordes' face.)  MAN LAW!

4) Tackling someone into the bushes is funny.  MAN LAW!

5) If your friend pees his pants in Vegas...it is completely acceptable to continually try to make him so black out drunk that he does it again.  You cannot, however, buy him a martini glass full of 99 Proof alcohol and laugh like a little girl about it (Cavy).  MAN LAW!

6) It is better to have a woman that is constantly loud then a woman with a staring problem.  "Imagine when your having sex and she is completely silent just staring at you.  That would be creepy.  I'd rather let the next door neighbor's know I'm having sex."  MAN LAW!

7) If you have every had an STD, prepare to be ridiculed about it for as long as you live.  Unless it's aids. Hard to make fun of that.

8) Any one shorter than 5'8'' is completely open for ridicule for being a midget.  If said midget is balding, feel free to belittle him without remorse.  MAN LAW!

9) If you have an Asian friend it is MANDATORY that you either call him or text him on December 7th and yell at him for hating America and being a killer.  Every other day you see him you must make at least one egg roll joke.  MAN LAW!

10) If you pee on the floor of someones house and/or get humped by someone that flexes during sex you will never live it down.  Face facts...your screwed.  Literally and figuratively.  MAN LAW!

11) You may never ask a guy how is workout went, how he got such great abs, or even glance at a man for more than 4.72 seconds without being called a fag.  Deal with it. MAN LAW!

12) If you are a large, lumbering, hilly brush eating person that works for Enterprise Rent-A-Car...your nickname must be Moose.  MAN LAW!

13) A cat is not a pet.  It is something to throw against a wall when you are frustrated.  MAN LAW!

14) If you have sex with a fat chick you must tell all your friends.  They then have one week to make fun of you until you can turn it around and rag on them for not getting laid in the past two years.  MAN LAW!

And finally...

15) You can NEVER, under ANY circumstances date your friends' sister....................unless she is really hot!  MAN LAW!    

     Any more you can think of?  Feel free people