Man's Heart Punctured During Rough Sex

This just in from the "don't try this at home," department: During a bout of drunken rough sex a 24 yr. old Ottawa man asked his totally blotto girlfriend to use a knife and carve a heart shape into his chest. She, as drunken people sometimes do, misjudged the amount of force this would take and ended up puncturing his heart. Initially he was not expected to survive, but, luckily for her, he did. And he's telling the same story. She pled guilty to assault and got 3 yrs. probation. Hopefully these two learned something from the incident. Like, hide the knives before you drink that quart of tequila and get freaky, for instance.