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Michael Jackson | Funeral Arrangements

posted June 28, 2009 - 2:39pm
Michael Jackson | Funeral Arrangements

As expected, the funeral arrangements of Michael Jackson will be exceptional, fantastic, superlative, amazing, etcetera, etcetera. Indeed there simply won’t be sufficient adjectives to describe it. Like one of Michael Jackson’s concerts his funeral (should the star be given the funeral he envisaged) will be out of this world!

The Theme of Michael Jackson’s Funeral will be…

The theme of Michael Jackson’s (according to our close celebrity source) will be The Wizard of Oz!

Follow the Yellow Brick Road

We cannot and will not divulge where the coffin will embark from. Apart from anything else that would reveal the name of our source but mainly, we have decided not to reveal it, to ensure the lands surrounding the embarkation venue does not become the camping ground of a veritable conglomeration of fans. Suffice it to say that the coffin will “follow the yellow brick road” and will be carried aloft by scores of Hollywood’s shortest celebrities, in relays of 50 metres each.

This was Thriller

To keep the mourners entertained along the route of the funeral will be “dressed” with 27 open air cabarets for them to see – depending on where they watch from. Suffice it to say that (like those in the cheap seats at Michael Jackson’s concerts) all in attendance – no matter where they are along the procession’s route – will feel part of the event and all will find it unforgettable.

This Press Release is the responsibility of Celebrity Death Band Wagon Productions

PS: Respect to Michael Jackson and thanks for the memories - including the 80 and 90s discos and taking my nephew to see Moonwalker. Wish I'd said that before you died and I'm so sorry you didn't see how much your public loved you.



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Michael Jackson Funeral Arrangements UPDATE 1st July 2009

According to the BBC Michael Jackson's body will be taken to his Never Land Estate (150 miles north of Los Angeles) where his fans will be able to, file past and pay their last respects. This will possibly happen on Friday (3rd July 2009) but this depends on the speed of the second post mortem. The actual funeral will be private but, according to the star's Father, will not totally exclude the public. G*d only knows what Joe means by this. Did you see him smiling for the cameras and promoting a record label virually hours after his son died? Just hope there's no real vulgar exploitation being planned! JOIN XOMBA HERE FREE Xomba is an international online community and anyone can join. Show your agreement or disagreement with the many debates started by Xomba members or introduce your own.

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