if I had the right kind of software.

Of course that would be like "Thank you for your interest in our product. Kinda like the responses I used to get from www.AskDOJ.gov when Alberto was there defending the bush. Now Bush has Nancy Pelosi defending him! -- since she took impeachment "off the table" -- she is now being suggested for impeachment by her constituents. Her office has a good e-mail responder. It says something like: "Thank you for your interest in impeaching me. As most of you know, by now, the people in Congress are, like the President, and the Federal Court's members -- simply above mortal law. On the impeachment of the current President, we have been informed, that if we make a move toward such an action, foreign creditors will call for immediate payment in gold. We have learned there is not enough of that substance in Fort Knox to even begin a payment plan, and all of the gold is committed to the bloodline bank members of the Federal Reserve. Most of this represents money from the Bank of Babylon where they funded that trade tower building project in Babel. That note's final payment was made recently -- but it has not left a thing to pay modern creditors and about the only thing we could do was transfer the note to China. Thank you for your understanding and forbearance. You may be asked to do your duty in support of immigration reform measures, and supply a room or two for some people that might be working their way north. Please be patriotic and you will be rewarded with a commendation through this office. The longer you do this the more food stamps you can accumulate! Thank you for your interest in Government. As always, I solicit your support and your vote, especially in the upcoming election. Donations and campaign contributions will always be used in proportion to their value. Remember: the more you give, the more you get." ============= They have a heck of a good e-mail response program, the best government money can buy on a congressional budget, and a staff of 40 in her office (green card workers) learning to converse in the local language, helps by loading e-mail addresses of those persons that the National Security Agency send over as being supportive from software that listens and interprets both phone and e-mail conversations. As to Neverland. When it globally warms, this will be plenty high enough to stay dry, but it will be too hot to live there.

He's a character on "Lost." Just kidding. Tom Anderson is the founder (and maybe still the CEO) of MySpace.

Tom couldn't possibly respond to a million emails a day.