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Miss Teen South Carolina Explains why she is not a Moron

posted August 29, 2007 - 2:40am
Miss Teen South Carolina Explains why she is not a Moron

The priceless video of Miss Teen South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton, bumbling incoherently during the question and answer portion of the Miss Teen USA competition has been making the rounds over the internet and television since Friday. It’s really a monument to stupidity, but it does one thing very well: makes the rest of us feel a heck of a lot smarter. Now you really do need to see her answer this question to get the full impact, but here’s the transcript of what she said.


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Miss Teen South Carolina Is a Frickin` Genius, Forrest Gump!

mythman - Thu, 2007-6-9 5:06 pm
That is to say that she's a veritable Dalai Lama (or whatever hyper-enlightened deity you think of). Think; why was she there? She wasn't there to tell the world how to solve its problems, she was there to look pretty and say "the 'right' drivel." The questioner presented her with meaningless facts and asked for her thoughts about the meaninglessness, and Miss Teen South Carolina answered perfectly: spouting names of places America focuses foreign policy, and spouting them in a meaningless succession ... all while 'looking pretty' and interjecting 'the 'right' drivel.' What do You Think? Join Xomba to Tell Us! (Or Not ... jic you're one of the sheep)

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