The Top Five Reasons that Monday Night Football is going in the same direction as Neil Patrick Harris's career...

5) They moved MNF to ESPN. Now not everyone can watch it. I know, I know, everyone has cable right!?! Well my mom doesn’t so what am I supposed to do when I’m at her house for dinner on a Monday? So when is the Disney movie coming out with the Monday Night Football name attached to it?

4) Please get someone other than Hank Williams Jr. to sing the opening song. It really doesn’t pump me up to watch football. After hearing that song, I'm ready to change the channel! I think they should raise the jacked up list to 20. Or maybe they could get the dancing transformer’s from Fox's NFL Sunday. Does anyone understand what the transformer's are there for? I may be leading into my #1 reason, but they had Hank in the booth chatting about his song while LaVar Arrington was rolling on the ground with a season ending injury! Please gentlemen focus!

3) This has to go with all football games on television, get rid of the Melencamp commercial! I read a Bill Simmons article and found that it might be good to test this drinking game out as every time it came on we’d take a shot. I puked my brians out, and my roommate is just recovered from the hospital! Thank you very much Chevy!
From the east coast
To the west coast
Down the Dixie Highway
Back home
This is ouuuuuuuur country

2) Joe Theisman… His name should be enough, but I’ll elaborate on why I dislike him. He’s always right, according to him. Just last night Theisman kept talking about how Shockey needed to be involved in his game keys. Low and behold third offensive play of the game, he’s already complaining that they didn’t throw to Shockey. Settle down buddy, it’s only three minutes into the game! I think I root for the opposite to happen every time he talks. Last night I was rooting for Shockey to drop passes, not because it effects the fantasy team or I care if the Giants win but for the pleasure of seeing Thiesman be wrong... Please admit your wrong for once, because you are a lot!

1) The guest appearances. Why is this sporting event turning into a talk show? I mean cmon they’ve been putting clowns in the booth to chat with the commentators. The first week of the season they had the Governator of California on and he had some good stuff to say about the game. “Yeah, this Raiders team is looking good tonight,” said Arnold. What!?! They’re losing 17 – 0 in the 4th quarter! Some other notable celebrities that have graced MNF, Christian Slater, Paris Hilton, Alec Baldwin, so whose next a Disney character? I guess you need to promote your company and their shows, but it’s getting out of hand. If I wanted to watch a talk show, I’d change the channel!