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Music...endless holiday music...make it stop...please

posted November 28, 2006 - 12:15pm
Music...endless holiday music...make it stop...please

I work in a computer lab, teaching adults with disabilities how to operate computers in the hopes of finding gainful employment. A non-profit organization, I feel this organization does some good work and we often make a difference in people's lives.
The work: good
The co-workers: borderline insane< p>

The co-worker on the mat for this posting is my general manager, Kathy. Kathy is friendly enough, but a little country. By that, I mean, she grew up south of I-80 here in Illinois, which, for all intensive stereotyping reasons, is as good as rural Kentucky. She has an accent (a thick southern accent; I have no idea where she picked that up at seeing as she was born and raised in Illinois), likes to gossip, doesn't work especially hard, is mostly untrustworthy (given her tendancy to gossip), and loves her some Christmas.
Kathy loves Christmas so much, that she's been playing Christmas music in the office since November 8th.

I like Christmas! Really! Abecedarian loves him some Christmas too! But I do feel that the seasonal tunes we all know and love are best reserved for the three week period leading up to, and ending on, Christmas day. And then, only for two or three hours at a time. Kathy feels differently, though. She plays the "all holiday music all the time" station on the radio (who pushed that through, anyway?) from the time we open, until the time we close.

My attempts to compromise on a less maddening choice of music were rebuffed automatically. Apparently, I'm a "Grinch" and need to lighten up. Christmas only comes once a year, and most people really love it. Why else would they have an all Christmas music station? Besides, the students all enjoy it.

My students include one man who practices Judism and another who is Hindu. A fact lost on Kathy.

"Christmas isn't about Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. It's about peace and goodwill and being with family" (Not verbatim, but her meaning is conveyed). I can't help but notice that Joy to the World is playing as she tries to distance Jesus from the Christmas music. At least I talked her out of placing the manger scene in the lab. "Besides, they're probably used to it."

Because that make it okay.

So, long story short, I am subjected to all Christmas music, for 8 hours a day, non-stop, from now untill that radio station chooses to stop playing it. I just hope that I can endure it, because seriously, if I have to hear that goddammed off-tune Manheim Steamroller cover of "Deck the Halls" one more time, I might have to punch a certain manager in her twat.



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impossibly evil

it's impossible to go anywhere on the holidays (like after thanksgiving) w/o having to put up w/ crappy christmas music. and i dare say that if other religions started playing lousy "holiday" music than these selfsame asshats who insist on hearing "joy to the world" for the billionth time would be shocked and offended and annoyed to no end. the problem w/ holiday music is that it sucks. it isn't good music. at all. any of it. there are maybe three songs i can stand out of a billion. most of it is deserving of landfill status. the worst was working at a community college bookstore. it was oldies music 9 months out of the year and christmas crap the other 3! >.<

I'm a Scrooge too

I really can't stand Christmas music either. I've worked in a couple places that played it all day during the holidays and it drives you nuts over an 8 hour span. Plus, I'm not religious, and my mom played too much Xmas music year around when I was growing up just like Kathy. While I was reading I couldn't help but think of David in "The 40-year-old Virgin", and the part he freaked out about the Michael McDonald song playing on the big screens all day. "If I hear this song one more time, I'm going to Yama blow my brains out!"

Deck The B@lls???

I was in the liquor store the other night getting wine for a party and the nice man who always sells it to me equated the 9 hour long day full of holiday tunes to Chinese water torture. In lieu of twat-punching, if you feel the need to change things up but still want to keep the holday spirit alive, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes has a Christmas album.

Oh, it's only just beginning!

Much more holiday music to come... I feel sorry for the cashiers at my local Rite Aid, which has those motion-activated Santas by the registers. Every time a customer walks by it starts playing or singing, and that happens thousands of times a day.

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