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My 10 Sci-Fi Movies

posted December 3, 2006 - 8:16am
My 10 Sci-Fi Movies

well... off from horror we go. & after the "young frankenstein" episode of the last list, i'm clearly gonna have to pay closer attention in future. a quick acknowledgement to balaspa, who included "the adventures of buckaroo banzai across the 8th dimension" on an earlier xomlist... thereby claiming it (& allowing me to let it slide... 'cause it's a GREAT stoner-sci-fi movie...)

but here... in chronological order... are MY pix for the 10 definitive science fiction movies.

NOTE: i have a long-standing vow never to include remakes... but for this list i have included two. not that they're better... just that they're also excellent.

ready? ready.

1. dr jekyll & mr hyde (1932, dir: rouben mamoulian)
this movie has been made & remade more times than i'd care to count over the course of the past 86 years. & i'll have to confess that i haven't seen the 1920 silent starring john barrymore. but i'll lay a crisp canadian $10 bill that it doesn't measure up to fredric march's oscar-winning performance as the good (?) dr jekyll & the evil (?) mr hyde. nitpickers may question the scientific validity of the story... but my science geek friends will tell you that the science behind most every sci-fi movie is questionable at best. let me just say this... dr j & mr h was remade 9 years later starring spencer tracy & ingrid bergman... & THEY didn't come close to the pre-code bawdery of march & miriam hopkins. classic in every sense of the word.

2. the bride of frankenstein (1935, dir: james whale)
sure, the original is the classic. but nearly every movie writer seems to agree that this follow-up is the superior movie. karloff's monster gets to TALK... elsa lanchester's hair is the stuff of show-biz icon... & this is (near as i can tell) the first movie to depict scientists shrinking human beings. also... the sets eventually were reused for the making of young frankenstein.

3. the creeping unknown (1956, dir: val guest)
also known as the quartermass xperiment, this is the first of a quadrology of british movies involving dr quartermass. the plot is simple: a british rocket returns to earth with only one survivor... & he isn't quite... right. the ending's a little much, but the movie is still creepy. richard wordsworth is excellent (read: scary as hell) as the astronaut & he's supported by two stalwarts of british cinema: brian donleavy as dr quartermass & jack warner, who adds to his long career playing policemen in british movies. trust me, if you've watched a british crime movie of the 1950s-70s... you know jack warner.

4. invasion of the body snatchers (1956, dir: don siegel; 1978, dir: philip kaufman)
NOW... if it were up to me, i probably wouldn't have included the remake (goes against my position on remakes). however... i know that i'd catch holy hell from people if i didn't. so it's there, 'cause it's a good remake. but don siegel (who would go on to reinvent cop movies working w/ clint eastwood on dirty harry) doesn't throw in all the plot twists & such that spoil the remake for me. he just leads you through a simple story of alien invasion with obvious (?) communist overtones. great movie on every level.

5. the fly (1958, dir: kurt neumann; 1986, dir: david cronenberg [good canadian kid!!])
NOW... here we have two NEARLY great sci-fi movies that add up to a great movie somewhere in between them. the original george langelaan story was a quick, tense short story that has never really leant itself to the big screen. the first film version (scripted by james clavell!) didn't have the budget or the technology to make the fly-man realistic, so it opted instead to keep the horrors hidden until the climactic ending. cronenberg, meanwhile, well... he's david cronenberg. his pre-fly career included shivers, rabid, the brood, scanners & videodrome. the nuanced subtleties of 1950s low-budget sci-fi were not his forte. instead, we get to see jeff goldblum transform into the grotesque. i'll probably even take the remake over the original (& i couldn't put together a 10 movie list where that's true...)

6. planet of the apes (1968, dir: franklin schaffner)
NOW... DO NOT MISTAKE THIS FOR THE REMAKE!!! i can't say the remake is a piece o' shit, but that's only 'cause i haven't seen it. i will tell you this... it can't hold a candle to the first of charlton heston's sci-fi trilogy (w/ soylent green & the omega man...). you know the lines: "get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape!"; "it's a madhouse! A MADHOUSE!!"; "you maniacs! you blew it up! damn you! god damn you all to hell!!" the rest of the pentology isn't necessary (although you can't go too far wrong), but even though you know the ending already, it'll still catch you off-guard. [say... did you know that the original novel, planete des singes, was written by pierre boulle... who's other best-known book is the bridge on the river kwai? well... NOW you do!]

7 2001: a space odyssey (1968, dir: stanley kubrick)
i ALMOST forgot this one... but that's why i made sure before i started writing. based on the novel by arthur c clarke, this is the only case i know of a movie/novel combo where each heightens one's appreciation of the other. reading the book helps you understand the movie even while watching the movie helps you understand the book. WARNING: those of you looking for action or popcorn fodder are advised to look elsewhere. this is the sort of movie that requires your attention. & requires several viewings. & can change the way you look at yourself & your place in the cosmic whole, if you're ready. unplug the phone... turn out the lights... kick that person who won't stop talking during the movie out of the house... get nicely toasted... & prepare for the feeling of your brains leaking out the back of your head. my pick for the greatest sci-fi movie there will ever be. NOTE: don't bother w/ 2010. or so i've heard.

8 star wars (1977, dir: george lucas)
has ANYONE not seen this movie? now, i'm gonna let those of you inclined so to do include empire strikes back & return of the jedi... but i'm gonna have to draw the line there. phantom menace was mediocre at best... & i've yet to waste my time on the others (yes, yes... i've heard i HAVE to see them. i'm just not going to.).

9 blade runner (1982, dir: ridley scott)
now... i've NOT included alien, because it was on one of my horror movie lists (same with island of lost souls... also a great sci-fi movie). but here's blade runner & just like that... you can dispense with the rest of ridley scott's career (c'mon... gladiator? kiss my a%%). i only just recently saw the director's cut revamped version... & holy sh%t is it an improvement! on an already GREAT movie! harrison ford (in between his first indiana jones & his last han solo) leads a cast... rutger hauer, daryl hannah (in HER only good role), sean young, edward james olmos & a host of character actors you've seen in countless movies. it's even got larry from newhart (ok... i've just dated myself, haven't i?) based on a philip dick book, only not shitty like "total recall", "paycheck", or "minority report." ok, ok... two of those movies weren't SHITTY... they just weren't blade runner.

10 the terminator (1984, dir: james cameron [good canadian kid!!])
now... whether or not YOU want to waste your time with the sequels is your own business. i wouldn't recommend it, but you're your own person. the movie that broke both director james cameron (from my home town of kapuskasing, ontario, thank you very much) & star arnold schwarzenegger into the big time, this was made on a budget that wouldn't have paid for one of the explosions in either of the sequels. & as such... it needed to rely on old-style movie-making staples like plot... pacing... tension... i'm not saying there hasn't been a good sci-fi movie since this one... i'm just saying there hasn't been one that knocked one of these ten off the list.


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a great movie..

that keanu couldn't ruin w/ his non-acting was thumbsucker. if you haven't seen it... beautiful film. my favorite tilda swinton role is in this movie. and yes, my own private idaho. what an amazing film!

Keanu

I have to give it to him he's had a couple decent movies in his day. I mentioned the ultimate role that I can't get away from whenever I see him Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. I was only seven at the time, but it was funny to me! That movie and Major League were my favorites at that time (Sorry sometimes you have to reminisce)... I did actually like him in Constantine. Then again, maybe I just liked the plot and Keanu really didn't truly "act" all that much... Also, the Devil's Advocate... Sure, Al Pacino may have carried an amount of the acting, but Keanu actually showed a bit of emotion in this one. Weird, I know!

well... well... well...

see... i'm pretty sure that keanu was cast in river's edge only because john bender wasn't available. tell me i'm wrong... but judd nelson is TWICE the rangeless actor keanu is. as for another keanu role i've enjoyed... well, i must admit to giggling uncontrollably while watching him in a handful of movies: youngblood... the story of patrick swayze teaching rob lowe how a pro hockey player fights... reeves isn't on screen long... but it's swayze & lowe in their... well, prime might be too strong a word. point break... swayze again. hilarious. but if you'd like me to acknowledge a keanu reeves role in a good way... then there's only one. my own private idaho. also the only thing river phoenix ever did that was worth a damn.

or maybe not...

to be fair...

i don't think i said Keanu Reeves was *good* in Speed...i believe i said what made him better in that movie than in the majority of his performances. a subtle difference, but an important one. You've never enjoyed another Keanu role? Not even River's Edge (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091860/) where his characteristic lack of affect is used to great effect?

actually...

i'd only need to watch priscilla two more times cuz i've already seen it twice! ha! even tho i hate disco, drag queens doing disco is just tits. (or ... *brain not working* andy kaufman's lounge singer alter ego singing "i will survive"! hehehe.) so please please please rent the first matrix and v for vendetta and watch them. (you don't have to torture yourself w/ the other two matrixes. no point to it. the original has a great ending, there's no reason to watch the others just for more of an ending.)

oh... & mobius...

as for hugo weaving... see, i can watch him be great in "priscilla, queen of the desert" instead. what? you can't sit through "priscilla, queen of the desert"? ahh... touche!! which gives ME hugo weaving in drag lip-synching to abba & other disco classics & YOU hugo weaving in a series of hyperkinetic sci-fi fxfests. i'll watch the three matrices & v for vendetta if you'll watch priscilla FOUR times to match... deal? & don't think i won't have someone there to strap you down & clockwork orange you through them... YOU know what i'm talking about!

or maybe not...

I see

Sorry I guess I didn't read your little excerpt in the Bladerunner portion of your article. I never knew that Phillip Dick wrote the book for Bladerunner. Have you ever read the book by him, "Counter Clock World"? I'd like to see that made into a movie! I'm ready for the Gangster movie list!

keanu reeves for prime minister!!

gangster movies are NEXT week. i gotta stick to some sorta plan, otherwise i'm gonna blast all these lists out now & have to come up with something original next week. any professional writer worth his salt will tell you that you have to wring every last drop of any angle until it's long past dead. in the meantime... if you simply CAN'T wait... i'll refer you to mafiaflix.com where you'll learn just how many, MANY gangster movies i haven't seen... makes me very sad. still, it's given me a couple that wouldn't have made my 10 gangster movies list 'cause i wouldn't have called them GANGSTER movies... pulp fiction, only not pulp fiction. 'cause my buddy chapman15 freed up a spot for another gem by claiming that one. all i'll tell you is that parts 1 & 2 of the godfather series will be there. as for the matrix... it's not so much that i've CHOSEN not to see it. it's just that i haven't seen it. i've seen keanu reeves being chased by guys in sunglasses... which i'm given to understand is most of the movie. & there's my whole keanu reeves thing. my sister once told me that what made keanu so good in speed is that he took most of his snappy one-liners out of the original script, knowing that he wouldn't be able to make them believable (like sean connery did, say). naturally, i pointed out that KNOWING you suck doesn't MAKE you good... & back i was in trouble again. but there's also my larry fishburne thing. at one time (coming off another viewing of apocalypse now & seeing deep cover w/ my boy goldblum), i thought fishburne was going to be the next samuel jackson. & then denzel washington (for whom i've never had the time of day) went & became the next will smith. & i just got confused. it was so much easier when there was only ONE sidney poitier... which brings me to the saturation point. every movie has one & it's different for everyone. i know people who've watched the briges of madison county over a hundred times & can't understand why i waste my time watching dirty harry or unforgiven. well... i know ONE people. & we don't watch movies together. but the point is made. in the past six months... i've noticed that i'm at or near my saturation point with a great many personal favourites: platoon... the suicide kings... reservoir dogs... hot shots part deux... goodfellas (see mean streets. it's the same movie with a better cast.) and terminator 2: judgment day. yes, it's K'BOOM a great movie. robert patrick is particularly K'BOOM' good as the cop (say... why didn't the 2nd terminator keep changing shapes? why did he stay the cop?) & shame on anyone who used robert patrick getting a paycheck as an excuse to see "the marine". but by now... i know how it's gonna turn out. whereas i'm not EVER going to get tired of watching the first one. at the time i saw it... i didn't even know the director was from my hometown. nor did i know that he was gonna turn into one of my directorial nemeses (aliens? titanic? true lies? sir... we are at WAR!!). alien would undoubtedly have been on my top 10 sci-fi if it hadn't made my top 10 modern horror first. i hate to repeat myself about how great a movie is... & yet i'll drone on & on about why i haven't seen a movie that i don't think is gonna be worth the effort... that's odd... & i'll gladly give you back to the future at #11. great movie, just not great enough to crack the top 10. not the ALL-TIME top 10... not if there was going to be room for planet of the apes (& there was GOING to be room for planet of the apes!). but get yerself some brainfreeze chronic & set up a triple bill of back to the future & the last starfighter & tron. DUUUDE!! i'll make the f^$kin' TRIP for that one! next week? gangsters. i promise.

or maybe not...

What happened?

I thought I was going to see some gangster movies!?! Very disappointing! I think what was cool about the Matrix was that it was one of the first movies that had really good special effects and a solid plot... Although, Keanu has never been that impressive to me he just landed solid scripts. I really don't think he can escape his Bill and Ted mold! And was he really a good actor in Speed? I didn't think so! Once again, I'm too young to have seen some of these movies, well, I guess I could go see them now, but I choose not too just as you choose not to see the Matrix. I can't believe you don't recommend our brilliant governators sequal! How did you not like T2 that movie was great! So is Alien in the top 20... I thought Back to the Future was an all time top ten, but I guess I was watching that as a 5 year old and dreaming of time machines!

that's sad

i understand that too often a director takes the easy way out in telling his story by relying on gimmicks and special effects instead of character interaction and plot. that isn't the case with the matrix, at all. and no matter how much of the plot you've had ruined for you, you're not going to see the excellent acting, interacting of people, or the entire story simply by having a few key scenes told to you. there's a very good reason why the matrix is as hyped as it is. it is one of the best movies in the last twenty years, or more. i am not exaggerating here. and while it doesn't feature michelle pfeiffer in a cat suit, it DOES have carrie-anne moss in a skin tight black leather suit. and while she's a too skinny to be a true dream for me, she does look pretty darned hot. and those eyes... but anyway, that's no reason to see a film! i think you're missing out big time here by letting your convictions get in the way when there's really no need to. this isn't the new star wars films. this is genuinely good film making. see it for hugo weaving alone. he has the best part and the best lines in the film.

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