This is why I leave garbage around the house. It all started with the vision...

I had only finished eating my mars bar as threw the packaging on the floor. This induced a gulity feeling, so I moved onto picking it up. However, at this moment, something amazing happened. I saw a white and shiny orb, floating around the packaging. The orb was circling my innocent litter when it started enlarging. It got bigger and bigger as it circled the packaging. Then suddenly it stopped, hovering above the litter.

It looked so inviting, as if telling me to pick up the litter. So I did, however, as I did, a sudden headache swept me off my feet. I started seeing flashes of light all around me. The orb was dancing around me, again, getting bigger and bigger. I watched it helplessly, trying to get up but too occupied with the powerful headache, which seemed to be spreading around my body. The orb was so big that it covered my whole field of vision, and I was in a white room. Oh not a room, just emptyness. Nothingness.

Next thing I know I was lying on the floor beside my precious litter. I got up and looked around, no floating orb. As I bent over to pick up the litter, another headache hit me fast. I didn't fall over this time though, expecting it. I simply moved away from the litter, which got rid of my headache. I found that whenever I approached the litter I got a headache.

This curious headache came back whenever I tried to pick up any piece of garbage.

This is why I leave garabge all over the place. It's because the evil floating orb has cursed me, so it's not my fault.

What's your pathetic excuse for a bad habit?