That the word purple doesn't have an adequate number of rhyming words really bothers me. I mean if no man is an island, then why does purple get to stand alone? I have decided to submit my own five words that might have a chance of making it in to our vernacular to help poets and limerick writers with their creations.

#5. Furple (noun): a flashy overcoat made of fur and/or crushed velvet. Example: Because nights are still cold in Minneapolis, Prince (or the artist formerly known as Prince) donned his furple after leaving the disco.

#4. Squirples (noun): The effect of drinking too much prune juice. Example: Heading quickly to the bathroom, it looked like Grandpa got the squirples again.

#3. Burple (verb): To belch after drinking grape soda. Example: The mother reminded the child to excuse himself in public after he burpled.

#2. Nurple (noun): To twist one or two strategic points on another's chest thereby causing a bruise. Example: Please don't make me give an example sentence!

#1. Cerple (verb): To ride to work with someone else. Example: Mr. Cerson joined a cerple when he could no longer afford gas for his cer.

I hope these help! Now orange is starting to bother me...Let me think about it and I'll try to submit my top 5 rhymes for orange by next weekend.

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