Strange to see, but see you will, couples and small groups of Old Aged Pensioners in Cumbria. We explain the increased sightings in this concise article.

Thousands of ex-pats are leaving their homes abroad and returning home to the UK. The Exodus (or re-exodus) is due to the value of the British Pound (GBP). For instance, rental properties around Malaga in Spain, (christened “Costa-Not-A-Lot-A” in the UK’s press, have seen rents rise for £300 to £500 in six months.

As the pound falls to parity with the Euro many OAPs are seeing a situation in which “they may as well return home to Blighty”. We predict this phenomenon will be short lived as once these people are reminded of the grim truth of life in a country which is – let’s be honest – cold and depressing most of the time AND fast going down the pan. Just wait until they get their first winter electricity bill!

OUR ADVICE TO OAPs considering relocation:

Try Canada!