Me too!

I stop at Shell and apply for a job which they were advertising.

The clerk says "We've already had 2 people stop by and apply so...we're out of applications."

How many places say they are hiring then only have TWO applications handy? I could understand if this was 1605, but my lord. I'll HANDWRITE YOU ONE if you need it that badly.

Name: Patrick Sizemore
Felony?: No

YOU'RE HIRED. IT'S A GAS STATION NOT UPPER MANAGEMENT AT EXXON-MOBILE.

They gave me a number to call tomorrow. It's got a smudge of lipstick on it so it looks like I was talking to a prostitute at Shell and decided I'd come back later on.

Oi.