The New Tobacco - Sugary Treats
posted November 6, 2009 - 4:10pm
(photo via http://www.antennamag.com/online)
Gather 'round all thy folks. Gather up all thy young. Gifts for all from thouist thee, your true red, white, and bluist, Capt. Hook! Together we've been to war, laughed, enjoyed, looked-so-cool, and in the end, I did cry, I cried for more. I am Tobacco, with sugary treats for everyone....
Once upon a time, in the, not, too distant past, Capt. Hook, and his mostly female representitives, passed out treasures to all within reach. “Here, you go, mate, try these tasty cigarettes.” Samples abound, Marlboro, Salem, L&M, Viceroy, Parliament, Lucky Strike, Camel, Kool, Chesterfield, Old Gold, Winston, Phillip Morris, Terryton, and Pall Mall, just to name some majors, were given away on street corners across our great nation. 5-cigarettes per pack. And, take some free matches too, and, maybe even a coupon. Find the one you like and, be, all you can be.
And, to help us out, all those memorable commercials, such as “the Marlboro Man,” “Marlboro Country,” “call for Phillip Morris,” “LSMFT - Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco,” “Winston takes good like cigarette should,” and, “Terryton - I'd rather fight than switch,” presented a picture of youth, health and cigarettes.

(photo via http://www.fmft.net)
At Christmas time we saw bows of Christmas' colors, Evergreens, and Santa Claus on our favorite brands. No better way to say “I Love You,” than giving your special-one a carton of cigarettes for the holidays. Peace on Earth, good-will towards all. And, always, best wishes of good health!

(photos: Old Gold - photo via http://farm4.static.flickr.com, Chesterfield - photo via http://www.creativepro.com, Get Lucky - photo via http://farm4.static.flickr.com)
And, for the very young crowd you could pretend to be a cigarette smoker. How? Candy cigarettes! Yes, you could, at least, look the part with candy that looked like cigarettes and were packaged just like mom and dad's with all the familiar cigarette-trade-names.

(photo via http://farm1.static.flickr.com)

(photo via http://laura.moncur.org)
Today - 2009
Now, lets roll forward from 1959 to 2009. Fifty years of trying to eliminate this deadly product. A couple of months ago (Sept. 2009) clove cigarettes were banned for sale in the United States because they are “flavored cigarettes.” It took only seven days for these Indonesian-produced products to re-create themselves and make it back to the market as “flavored cigars.” Cigars were exempt from the law. And the clove-cigars, they smoke and look just like their cigarette counterparts, except the paper is now made from tobacco-leaf. (Clove cigarettes amount to less than 1% of cigarette sales in the United States.)
It seems to me if Clove cigarettes (usually made of 80% tobacco and 20% cloves) were considered “flavored,” why wasn't menthol included in the ban? Menthol is a flavor added to tobacco. This is nothing less than a form of treason by our lawmakers upon the American people, who elected them to do the right thing. Do you think there was influence-peddling done between Washington and the tobacco producers??
And, even, in the case of the banned cloves, I find it shocking-at-best to realize stocks of Indonesian clove cigars had already been stockpiled awaiting the law to take effect. These cigarette companies were ready with valid-product to make the change.
These companies are always 10-steps ahead of the people sworn to protect us. Cigarette companies are no better than criminal-thugs, and those that accept their “influence,” are treasonists against the American people. Their accepted-influences are aimed at killing people.
So, you say to yourself, “well they're not as easily available and certainly out of the reach of children and young people!” You think so? You can't imagine how shocked I was yesterday to stop by our local liquor store, and upon paying noticed a box on the counter with what looked like little packages of assorted candies in it, all, individually packaged.
I asked the girl, “what are these?” She said, “oh, those are free samples of new tobacco products from Camel, but, hardly anyone takes any.” “Free samples?” I said, “can I have some?” “Help yourself, take as many as you want!” And, I did take a big handfull. I wanted to take them home and look at them. And, although, I finally freed myself from tobacco addiction on August 30, 2009, I wanted to check these product out. I wanted to see and taste what new goodies Capt. Hook has brought into our lives, and, into our children's lives.

(photo via tobaccoproducts.org)
You've tried Tic-Tacs, Listerine Breath Strips, and flavored toothpicks? Not bad, huh? How about Camel “Sticks,” hard flavored candy-like mint flavored Camel “Orbs,” and Camel Strips, flavored with mint. Oh, and those “Sticks,” they taste sweet and in a way like licorice. The one I refuse to even unwrap is the Camel Strip. And, thank God they used “child resistant packaging,” instead of “child-proof packaging.” Little Bobby would never get a chance to enjoy this product if he was confronted with a child-proof package.
Why are these companies continually being allowed to bring their new products-of-death to the market place, package them as if they were candy, breath mints, and flavored strips????? And why is it OK to give these products away as samples??
Do you think, “we, the people,” have been sold out (again)??
Camel Strips: “Warning: this product MAY cause mouth-cancer. Place one on your tongue or fold-one-up and slip between your lip and gum. Allow to fully dissolve.”
Camel Orbs: “Warning: this product MAY cause gum disease and tooth loss. Slip one between you lip and gum abd allow to fully disolve. Don't chew or swallow one whole.”
Camel Sticks: “Warning: this product is not a safe alternative to cigarettes. Hold one in your mouth like a toothpick or break-off a piece and slip it between your lip and gum. Don't chew or swallow one whole.”
Flavored tobacco products? What about the ban on flavored tobacco? It was a joke from the beginning. We have lawmakers spending our money doing the “work of the people,” or should I say, “working the people,” all for their own self greed. What do you think? I'd like to hear!
Are they marketing this toward our children?
The good news is Capt. Hook has paid all the taxes on the FREE SAMPLES. And, those Candy Cigarettes, they are still available ONLINE for sale. They have never been banned for sale in the U.S.
Any if you'd like to start your children early, why not, go to Amazon.com and type in "Candy Cigarettes." Amazon will be glad to sell you some....
Related Articles worth reading:
New Cigarettes Look Like Candy: http://www.momlogic.com/2009/02/new_cigarettes_look_like_candy_1.php
Resources for this article:
1) Momlogic.com
2) RJR Tobacco Company
3) Google Images
4) Investigation by Joseph E. Howard

Comments
Post new comment