Jan 21, 2009. The excitement over the promise of Barak Obama’s tenure in the Whitehouse was quickly doused Wednesday as life on Earth continued with no discernable affects. After being on office for more than 24 hours, the luster of Obama’s promise of change has quickly become tarnished.

“Despite all our hopes for sudden salvation,” said James Drucker, Chairman of the newly formed Impeach Obama Coalition, “I woke up this morning to a weak economy, unrest in the Middle East and still no more hair that I went to bed with.”

Across the nation, a groundswell of malcontent is spreading as disappointed voters are bracing for a future that is no more rosy than it was on January 19. Examples of Obama’s lack of capacity to fix everything through the shear force of his charisma have been:
- Unemployment continued
- Fathers still expected to attend deliveries
- Troops remaining in Iraq
- Ongoing climate change
- Unabated development of new Reality TV shows
- Racial tension in major cities
- Paris Hilton still relevant for some reason
- No playoff system in college football
- Endangered species still at risk
- No end in site for poverty and homelessness
- Deceased loved ones not among the living
- The cure for cancer undiscovered
- Global natural disasters unchecked
- Christmas and Valentines Day remain on the calendar.

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