NY Times Carlin Obituary Sends Readers Scrambling for "Splenetic"


NY Times Carlin Obituary Sends Readers Scrambling for "Splenetic"

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Sometimes it seems that the New York Times has a person on staff whose sole job is to come up with obscure words to use in headlines. Today the Times outdid itself in the headline for its obituary of the comedian George Carlin, which read:

“George Carlin, Splenetic Comedian, Dies at 71"

Some of the Times staffers (or their parents) probably spent more than $100,000 on their Ivy League educations, so maybe they feel compelled to make use of their educations by using as many ten-dollar words as possible.

In any case, the use of "splenetic" sent countless readers scrambling for their dictionaries or, alternatively, the Swiss Army knife of reference sources, Google. On Google's top 100 "Hot Trends" of search terms Monday morning, "splenetic" was as high as number 4 at one point.

But apparently someone at the Great Gray Lady decided that "splenetic" was a tad too obscure, even for the Times: the paper's Web site later on Monday replaced the S-word with "irreverent."

By the way, the MerriamWebster dictionary ( www.m-w.com ) defines splenetic as:
1: (archaic) : given to melancholy
2: marked by bad temper, malevolence, or spite

I think "irreverent" is the better choice.






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binkdonk's picture
Submitted by binkdonk on Mon, 2008-06-23 14:02.

My first impression of "splenetic" had me thinking it was something to do with the spleen. Interesting post. +1



Idlewild's picture
Submitted by Idlewild on Mon, 2008-06-23 15:28.

Funny you should mention it... that's exactly where the word came from...

splenetic
Etymology: Late Latin spleneticus, from Latin splen spleen
Date: 1697

Same word root as splenectomy, etc.



Xomba Admin's picture
Submitted by Xomba Admin on Mon, 2008-06-23 16:15.

Splenetic, huh?

That could explain why they are down 9%, eh?

Xomba Team



Idlewild's picture
Submitted by Idlewild on Mon, 2008-06-23 18:11.

Maybe they've been distracted from work by having to constantly look out the window to see if anyone's climbing up the side of the building.



Idlewild's picture
Submitted by Idlewild on Fri, 2008-06-27 10:18.

Man, that is one long word. Almost as long a supercalifragi... well, you know, that word from Mary Poppins.

I wonder if there's a long word for "fear of HTML is signatures"?



mythman's picture
Submitted by mythman on Fri, 2008-06-27 11:35.

That's why I call it a 'sin' below.

You shouldn't 'sin' because a) it reflects badly on you and b) it comes back on you children to the latest generations.

As far as (a) goes, the rampant HTML-sigging has helped to paint 'Xombies' as 'SP@M-monkeys' in assorted bookmarking-networks.

Instead of 'children' & 'generations,' (b) respectively applies to 'downliners' and 'levels-down.' You joined 'tuh wryit ferr muhnee,' so you promote Xomba as an opportunity 'tuh wryit ferr muhnee,' so your downliners join in order to, and so they promote the opportunity to, so their downliners join in order to ... and so on and so on.

Except there is a disillusionment there. They learn that they don't get money *directly for writing*, but for *being rehd*. And that makes the whole opportunity seem 'scammy.'

But it's true, you really do get paid the more you write! just not all in 'muhnee' and not all in your own spaces (actually, hardly ever there, I explain ...)

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veghead's picture
Submitted by veghead on Sun, 2008-06-29 15:20.

I.e., if you're hanging with the popular crowd and doing the prescribed amount of cyberbutt kissing and shameless self-promo-ing, you'll get noticed (and read) more. Net writing success doesn't seem to have much to do with how well you write, or even what you write about. But that's OK. Like Groucho, I wouldn't want to join any group that would accept me as a member!



mythman's picture
Submitted by mythman on Sun, 2008-06-29 15:40.

(Passive-Resistance)

'Writing well' is just an overflow from the writing that makes the money.

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rawnak's picture
Submitted by rawnak on Thu, 2008-06-26 01:56.

Absolutely, hilarious..!

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mythman's picture
Submitted by mythman on Thu, 2008-06-26 16:01.

BIG WORD ... SCARY ...

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veghead's picture
Submitted by veghead on Sat, 2008-06-28 19:33.

But George was hardly the splenetic type. "Irreverent", on the other hand, is a word that's become a cliche of itself. My adjective would have been "heretical", which I will admit is also a bit cerebral even for NYT readers. But that's what he was. He peered behind the status quo and asked, why?



Idlewild's picture
Submitted by Idlewild on Sun, 2008-06-29 00:56.

Yeah, but at least "irreverent" is appropriate, and people know what it means. If half the English-speaking world is Googling a word to find out what it means, then the headline writers are being too obscure.
"Heretical" is a word Times readers would probably know, though it seems too narrow in describing Carlin.

Maybe they shouldn't have used any adjective at all...



veghead's picture
Submitted by veghead on Sun, 2008-06-29 13:22.

If you're "reverent", that's not funny. Irreverence is what comedy is all about, so maybe no adjective at all would have been best. Carlin was also kind of a word nerd. I recall one of his famous comments: Why is a parkway for moving cars and a driveway for parked cars?



Idlewild's picture
Submitted by Idlewild on Sun, 2008-06-29 13:43.

Well, they don't HAVE to be irreverent, but it certainly helps. I've seen some comedians who weren't irreverent... but they weren't very funny, either!



veghead's picture
Submitted by veghead on Sun, 2008-06-29 14:04.

He rebelled against the Establishment/status quo, like Lenny Bruce, his hero, even employing the same verboten words (for those times, anyway). So maybe "subversive" is the right adjective.

He had spleen problems? I thought it was just his heart.



Idlewild's picture
Submitted by Idlewild on Sun, 2008-06-29 14:13.

... that was just a reference to the NY Times using 'splenetic.'



veghead's picture
Submitted by veghead on Sun, 2008-06-29 14:32.

LOL!



mythman's picture
Submitted by mythman on Mon, 2008-06-30 08:24.

George Carlin was talking about the 'words' used that showed domineering American football's conquest of pansy baseball.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/23775/saturday-night-live-george-carlin-monologue-1

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veghead's picture
Submitted by veghead on Mon, 2008-06-30 10:25.

I was going to watch that first SNL show the other nite but forgot (missed it the first time too). Thanx for the link.



mythman's picture
Submitted by mythman on Tue, 2008-07-01 09:43.

You are very welcome to the link. I could just as easily have put that link in another `blurb and pointed you to that (on the off-chance I might make some money with it).

Thinking about it, I ~would~ be 'ashamed' of not using the money-path *if* I were sewn in a field of money; but luckily I realize that the money is sewn in *me*---it grows/multiplies because I am a fertile mind in which the charitable plant their wealth-seed and rejoice in the harvest ... errrrrrrrrr sum`thin` lol

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veghead's picture
Submitted by veghead on Tue, 2008-07-01 12:29.

You are too kind, really.

But don't you mean "sown"? Well, I guess either one would work.



Idlewild's picture
Submitted by Idlewild on Tue, 2008-07-01 12:41.

Ha! Being "sewn" in a field of money... you are surrounded by cash, but can't spend it because you are stitched in and can't move!



mythman's picture
Submitted by mythman on Wed, 2008-07-02 07:55.

I'm reminded of one of the most-important things I learned from Carlin - http://www.weshow.com/my/group/Carlinian_Church_of_Reality - 'The school-system is screwed-up and will never be fixed because it is HOW "they" (the wealthy establishment) own you! They've got you by the balls!'

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champagnedreams's picture
Submitted by champagnedreams on Sat, 2008-06-28 22:58.

I thought he had spleen problems. Funny.



Idlewild's picture
Submitted by Idlewild on Sun, 2008-06-29 12:36.

Yeah, I think 90% of the people who read that headline thought the same thing. The Times was smart to change the word to something else.