Situation: The Election campaign is just over and Nick decides to have a discussion on the Presidential elections with other Xombies.
Disclaimer: Usually it's at the end. This byte is purely a work of fiction and in no way indicates my understanding of the character of the protagonists. The content is based on the comments and articles by the various people on Xomba spiced up with some imagination on my part. If someone is offended, blame it on Scotch, Sex and SEO.

Nick: Whom are you voting for mamamia07?

Mamamia07: Who will make the butt plugs cheaper - Dems or Reps?

Jdubhub: I can't wait to see you put out of your misery.

Yahooo: Let's face it; the future of energy is in wind.

Publius: Energy? What do we need that for?

wHATUP : To stand in line for hours wondering if your vote really matters, cramping from the tacos you ate last night, getting the evil eye from the old man in the John Deere hat, hearing the what could only described as the glass breaking screams of the babies that surround you and trying to remember who is the better candidate for Clerk of the Court.

Mythman: Confound these Mortals & Their Prison Named "Linear Time"! ...

Vbm2424: How wishy-washy can this boy be.

Rychrade Manne: There should be a question mark inserted somewhere there

wHATUP: The voting process is supposed to check your mettle.

Imorovan: God have mercy on us!

Idlewild: That's cheap attention-whoring!

Wagen Load Productions: And this is just the tip of the Iceberg

Imorovan: There is no worse blind than the one who can but doesn't want to see.

Mythman: I see the evil in Christianity.

Idlewild: I sentence you to a 10 minutes sitting in a closed room with the brothers of Theta Ficus Theta at their next burrito party.

Veghead: Yeah, sounds like a compassionate solution to me. I was afraid…

Imorovan: what's there to fear about?

Jdubhub: I don't live my life based in or on fear.

Publius: What are you defending here?

Jdubhub: you cannot make blanket dismissals and assumptions.

Publius: Please tell me you're not that naive.

Jdubhub: For the record, I'm cool with most Christians, even those talking out of their rectal aperture.

Yahooo: I think I have become Fartophobic.

Evis T: It's always good to see someone willing to change their views.

Kjhack: What's sad is that anyone would even consider for a moment that nude photos of a candidate's mother would be relevant to their ability to govern.

Vbm2424: I can see that family morals have totally been done away with in this country.

Imorovan : Mankind, and especially America has turned into a rebellious nation by turning its back on the One who created this nation in the first place.

Rycharde Manne: I'm sure God has nothing better to do than worry about the US of A.

Idlewild: Maybe he can be a commercial pitchman.

Rycharde Manne : that's a bit like grave digging.

Mythman: "Baa-aa-aa-aa!"

Xmkx: I couldn't have said that any better myself.

Idlewild: But what I really want to know is, what would JFK have thought about public farting?

Kjhack: I'm sure he would have approved.

Imorovan: The law and the government must stay out of family lives.

Rycharde Manne: And Americans, especially those who seem unable to remove their noses from their navels

XHellcatX: I think the Mayans saw this coming.

Idlewild: Does this mean I'll be getting coal in my Christmas stocking. V….

Vbm2424: I assure you I am not rich by any stretch of the imagination.

wHATUP: You sir are a Fraud!

Jeremy: What direction is this conversation taking?

Mia Northwest: Personally, I think it's more fun to correspond with the Nigerian scammers.

Veghead: I believe in racial equality

Vbm2424: Nice to know you are so well rounded.

Jdubhub: put your head out a little, it's blocking your hearing

Wagen Load Productions: God will speak to me about my direction in life.

Mythman: The Word of God is More 'That-', Less 'What-You Read'

Rycharde Manne: God is irrelevant.

Imorovan: Any Christian who doesn't believe in Satan and in Hell, is not a Christian.

Xmkx: I couldn't have said that any better myself. Is there a hell?

Mythman: If There Were No Hell, How Would We Scare Folks to Jeebus?

Vbm2424: I have a real job, 3 kids and a life.

Kjhack: Does it mean bachelors and childless couples are going to hell?

Mythman: There's Hell, but We're All Going There. Aren’t we Imorovan?

Imnorovan: I may be wrong as much as anyone else here.

Veghead: You guys don't know what you believe.

Publius: if you don't believe what the believer believes, then you are just a pawn of Satan's dastardly schemes.

Veghead: Go out and play, kids.

Nick: Aren't we glad that the Election campaign is over?

Rawnak: Yes, we are all happy and sighing with relief, that this election campaign is over!

Publius: Now I have nothing to do all day

Nick: What about Aarah Aalin?

Vbm2424: I see no reason to continue discussing any of it until it is all decided

AndAnotherThing2: The Aalin woman is a real nightmare.

Vbm2424: God command's man to be with woman, not man.

Idlewild: I *wish* I could have great debates with myself about Ms. Lily!

Veghead: You are still mentally masturbating about the loser.

Jdubhub: guess she must now face the reality that her sh-t does stink

Rawnak: Isn’t she cute?

Veghead: She is a religious wack job and a right-wing throwback, and none too educated. She's also got a nasty mouth on her that just won't quit. It's a fact that people who are violent towards animals (e.g., hunters) are often violent to their fellow humans, both verbally and physically.

Champagnedreams : Wow! I did not know that. That is terrible.

Mythman: Evil weeds grow in fertile fields

Rawnak: She may well be the President in 2012.

Veghead: I understand your lack of political insight.

Wagen Load Productions: I consider Rawnak to be politically astute, and I can see she is highly educated herself.

Veghead: I have a Bachelor's degree too, but having a BA doesn't necessarily mean you know anything

Martin123: seems to me you might have gone from one dogma to another.

Publius: to claim rawnak is not politically astute is sort of like that pot and kettle thing. You are good at denigration and quite vitriolic, but politically astute you are not.

Mamamia07: veghead's statement is really as cute as Dubya's statement that India and China are eating more, so the prices of essential commodities have gone up

Veghead: Oh, My! Rawnak has a lot of fans. I am getin’ outta here.

Mythman: "Baa-aa-aa-aa!"

Jeremy: Where are you going?

Veghead: There's no shame in wanting to put an end to a very poor quality of life that won't improve. (leaves in a huff)

Jdubhub: It's hard to believe that she lasted as long as she did being a partisan narcissist.

Idlwild: I wish she had the guts, or the gas, to address this issue!

Nick: Good Lord! God, forgive them all for they Never, ever run out of gas.