After two days behind bars, Paris Hilton has told friends she is too cold to eat and can barely sleep because she needs to use one of her three blankets as a pillow.
Prisoner of Love.

Other things she finds difficult about prison include:
• It’s cruel and unusual punishment to be forced outside for and hour of recreation time.
• Limited TV channel choice in basic cable programming.
• You’d think a “cell block’ would get better cell reception
• Fluorescent lighting not at all flattering
• Unwanted attention from husky, tattooed, short haired inmates.
• Unwanted attention from husky, tattooed, short haired guards.
• Exhausting to read all the letters of support from Amnesty International
• Only two days in and her eyebrows are so out of control, she could be mistaken for Tony Shalhoub
• Paper napkins with meals are causing chafing
• Britney and Lindsey said they would visit, but the bitches haven’t come.