There is something about this picture that would make a person wonder about the truth of Ms. Hilton's gender. It looks surpizingly like she's adjusting her "little buddy" due to the "shrinkage" effect of swimming in cold water. You guys out there know what I'm talking about.

What kind of mitzva, bar or bat?

Come to think of it, her Internet video was pretty grainy. She could have been "packing" and we'd never know.

Plus, she has done an awful lot of really stupid things, things that often are the result of being focussed on managing a penis: Driving while suspended, forgetting to pay the bill on your storage locker, losing your comprimising video. The list goes on.