Paris Hilton was released from prison early this morning due to a mental medical condition.
This is what I thought jail would be like - super hot

Richard A. Hutton, attorney for Paris Hilton, today issued the following statement on behalf of Ms. Hilton:

"I want to thank the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department and staff of the Century Regional Detention Center for treating me fairly and professionally. I am going to serve the remaining 40 days of my sentence. I have learned a great deal from this ordeal and hope that others have learned from my mistakes."

Two questions arise:

1. What would others learn from Paris'ordeal?

Justice prevails?
Crying works?
Celebrity justice is different from pleb justice?
Hot dogs taste gross

2. What sort of medical condition is Paris suffering from that prevents her from serving the remainder of her sentence in jail?
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She ran out of female hormones and the male pattern baldness returned
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African River blindness
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So much crying she was dehydrated
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Cell phone nec. for life...it's the only way to charge her battery...without it she reverts to original pod creature

'Rich and famous' is now considered a medical condition

How many other people are as frustrated by this as I am? Just when we thought we wouldn't have to see the idiot stick figure for a few weeks - and life once more became worth living....the grim reaper smokes us between the eyes. Grim Reaper, AKA Los Angeles County Sheriff Dept., allows Ms Hilton to serve her sentence at her Hollywood Hills mansion, complete with swimming pool and a stripper pole in the livingroom. And that's exactly like jail. In real life.
Jail if you are a Hilton