Wilma Proops has devoted her life to the study of tattoos, giving a proportion of her own time freely to offer talks about tattoos and carry out more research into the phenomenon. She does this in an attempt to dissuade people from having their first or another " grotesque tattoo".

Wilma strongly believes that tattoos in European culture are "self-harming by another name".  Read The Truth About Tattoos (Wilma's famous survey) HERE

That said, Wilma is nowadays promoting Penis Tattoos:

• “Being attracted to the penis doesn’t mean that I believe the penis to be aesthetically pleasing”  Wilma said in an attempt to explain her apparent hypocrisy.

• “I’ve noticed that penises with tattoos are far better looking than those which remain plain. Among my favourites” she continued “are ones tattooed to look like Corinthian columns and those made to look like a trellis of exotic blooms”

The One Eyed Monster

Wilma’s all time favourite Penis Tattoo was the one of Cyclops the one eyed monster “it made excellent use of its canvas” said the world famous Agony Aunt to the Stars.

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Given the changes one can envisage taking place during the tattooing process we were interested to see how Penis Tattoo artists coped with shrinkage and expansion. Wilma said she wasn’t sure how they worked but suspected that tattooists employed stretching devices.  Such devices or Viagra and other medicines which assist in the maintenance of the size of the working surface.