The People We Most Want to Annoy
posted October 28, 2009 - 3:40pmIn December 2008 AndAnotherThing2 published twelve articles in a series called How to Annoy Anybody Using Secret Astrological Techniques .
Each article gave tips on how to annoy each of the twelve star signs to which the entire human race belong. Namely How to annoy Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius or Pisces men and women. By analysing the readership figures for the twelve articles since then, we believe, we have been given an indication of the men and women we most want to annoy and who we want to annoy the least.
- This article gives the results of our survey.
The following is a list of the 12 star signs, in descending order, starting with the Star Sign people most want to annoy and ending with that people least want to annoy. The number to the right of the Links indicates the readers for each of the articles up until today (28th October 2009). Click the links if you would like tips on how to annoy any specific group. Have fun!
- How to Annoy Sagittarius Men and Women 499
- How to Annoy Aquarius Men and Women 436
- How to Annoy Taurus Men and Women 411
- How to Annoy Scorpio Men and Women 382
- How to Annoy Gemini Men and Women 380
- How to Annoy Pisces Men and Women 310
- How to Annoy Leo Men and Women 281
- How to Annoy Libra Men and Women 280
- How to Annoy Aries Men and Women 274
- How to Annoy Capricorn Men and Women 255
- How to Annoy Virgo Men and Women 240
- How to Annoy Cancer Men and Women 168
- Do YOU Agree with OUR Survey?
You must make your own mind up why people most want to annoy Sagittarians and least want to annoy Cancerians. We admit we are baffled by this as in another even less scientific survey of the members of the AndAnotherThing2 Office we found that we most wanted to annoy slushy, stay-at home Cancerians more than any other group of men and women.
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Annoying Aries and Taurus
I believe that Taurus people don't deserve to be annoyed and - as you point out - the activity can be quite dangerous. You know how people are though, I reckon they enjoy annoying Taurus for that reason - it's a little like playing Russian Roulette or camping near an active volcano - exciting.
I do admit to enjoy annoying Aries and using the tactics suggested in that article - hiding their sports gear - cutting the string on their swing ball. Sleeping in can annoy them too - not many Aries can grasp the idea behind a duvet day and mistake it for a different offer altogether (bedroom sports).
What most perplexes me about the survey is people's lack of desire to annoy Cancerians. I find them totally annoying people and can't help having to annoy them back - maybe it's just the one's I've met but I don't think that's it at all
Thanks for the comment MJ and glad you enjoyed my scientific (NOT) survey - take care
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Wow, my guess would have been Taurus as the #1 choice to annoy. Who wouldn't want to annoy a bull? Just ask the people of Mexico... Anyone have a red cape I can borrow?
As for Aries being #9? Now that one I would have guessed to be the last on the list. I mean, Aries are natural born leaders, who can fault them for doing what comes naturally? I would think simply because of the horn size and power of the ram, people would think twice before annoying the Aries. Oh well, just don't turn your back on them.
Love the report AAT2!!
MJ
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