Pizza Delivery Guys

I ordered a pizza tonight for the reasons we all do: We're too lazy to get drive or cook or really move for that matter. I order and they say it will take about an hour. I said okay and went to play Oblivion on my X Box 360. 2 hours go by and no food. I am starving. Famished. Ready to lose control on anything in my kitchen, edible or not. I call the pizza place and ask...what the f***? They said they'll check in on the driver. Twenty minutes after that, he comes to my door. Now, they covered the bill, which satisfies me as far as the company. But honestly...an hour and twenty minutes late? I live ten minutes from the place and he took almost two and a half hours to deliver If it was like ten, fifteen, maybe even thirty minutes late, I would have bought that he got lost. But eighty minutes? I inspected my food before eating it, of course, because I had to actually call and ask if they were really on their way. Free food or not, I was still angry. I ordered it when I was mildly hungry, so that by the time it arrived I would have the propper appetite. Yet when it did, I more or less inhaled half of it and had stomach pains.
So, Pizza Guys--please don't turn into cable guys. No "I'll be there at noon" and show up at 3. Cable doesn't satisfy hunger so if they are later it's more of an inconvenience. When you guys are that late, it's a big deal! Americans are lazy, hugry, impatient people. If you're gonna be an hour--be and hour! Not two!