Citizens of the United States may soon be faced with a shortage of pork. That's because of a new law proposed by none other than myself.

I'm sick and tired of working 70 hours per week so I can help fund some vague insect study in Paris, France. I'm sick and tired of helping to renovate museums which don't even exist.

If you think either MacCain or Obama will change things as President of the United States, then go back to sleep and keep dreaming. Neither candidate will do anything positive for this country. That's because the Congress is too busy padding their own pockets. DUMP THEM ALL!

Here's where your money went in 2008:

Representative Mike Thompson (D-Calif.) obtained $211,509 in olive fruit fly research in Paris, France. . Oh thank goodness. I've been losing a lot of sleep over those fruit flies in Paris. Let's re-elect this guy for sure!.

Representative John Murtha (D-Pa.) obtained $23 million for the National Drug Intelligence Center. What intelligence? I can buy more intelligence than that for less than a million!.

Charles Rangel (D-N.Y.) got $1,950,000 for the Charles B. Rangel Center for Public Service. HUH?

Max Baucaus (D) and Jon Tester (D) received $148,950 for the
Montana Sheep Institute. Now there's money well spent!

Representative Ann Esshoo (D-Calif.) for $1.6 million for the Allen Telescope Array. We sure could use more telescopes. Who knows when we're going to be invaded by aliens. Oh. We already have been. I hope they are pointed toward Mexico!

Senator Richard Durbin (D-Ill.) got $344,540 for the city of Chicago GreenStreets Tree Planting Program. Why should I complain here? Chicago could always use more trees. Why not go out into the nearest forest and just get some more?

Representative Virgil Goode (R-Va.) was awarded $98,000 to develop a walking tour of Boydton, Virginia. . Thank you so much Virgil. I can't wait to take the tour!!.

The fact of the matter here is that those idiots in Congress think Americans are too stupid to notice the difference. Send them all home in November. Who's in charge here? Don't re-elect a single one of them. That's the only message that will make a dent in American politics.