People never seem to stop surprising me! Today, I went to play Bingo with my mom. Hadn't gone in a while and I really go for the nachos; they're the best. Anyway, the Knights of Columbus hall is filled with bingo moms and bingo grannies and few of us bingo daughters who hope that somewhere between the nachos and the cola, we'll get lucky and hit a jackpot.

Few rules apply on a lazy Sunday spent gambling in a Catholic Church Hall (I thought you'd like that one!). It's casual dress, like me for instance; I wore an Old Navy T-Shirt coupled with some gray sweat pant capris and flip flops. I did, at the very least, shower, blow-dry and apply some minimal makeup so as not to offend the general public. I also followed the cardinal rule of all blessed chested women, I wore a bra! Always wear a bra in public. Now, some itty-bitties can get away with bralessness in public because it is not glaringly obvious that they omitted that particular item of clothing. But I was blinded today by the morbid sight of a large woman, with major melons, wearing an oversized red T-shirt that wasn't oversized enough to hide the fact that her boo boos were dangling down to her gut! It was hideous. It was pendulous. I was shocked and completely bothered by the fact that this woman left her home in this state of mammary emergency!

Honestly, if she had lifted her hands over her head, her boo boos would have been playing peek-a-boo out the bottom of her shirt! I have no idea what state of mind a woman must be in to allow herself the indignity of parading in public in this fashion. As a blessed bossom lady myself, I know that it can be extremely uncomfortable to the point of pain to let 'em hang like that and I'm not any where near as large as this woman was.

What's more sad is that if she lives with anyone, that person didn't bother to tell her that reckless boobery is not acceptable! (Yes, I just made that phrase up!)

Ladies, please, please!!!, unless you have a Pam Anderson, gravity defying boob job, DO NOT leave your homes braless!!! Unless you have itty-bitties that are not in need of lifting and shaping, again, DO NOT leave your homes braless! For the love of God! Put 'em in their hammock before you put out an eye!