Racism has been attributed to everything from traffic tickets to Global Warming. It's time for whiny individuals to stop complaining because life isn't fair for anybody, regardless of race, creed, or color. *Unconscious Racism* is PC-code for *the real reason doesn't fit our narrowly-defined worldview that everything should be handed to us without question, so we have to come up with a vague and hard-to-define catch-all excuse to justify our problems*.