I wrote a very funny article about ravenous plants, and  humongous jumping fish. Here is an excerpt -

"'....But that was months ago! Now they are ubiquitous – everywhere! Try as you might to walk your pup safely on his nightly outing, chances are he will disappear – gone in a gulp; swallowed up by the ravenous, monster Attenboroughii plants!!

Who would have dreamed that the world's oldest problem, rodent control – rats! – would be resolved by the bold placement of rodent-eating shrubbery on every city sidewalk, in every alley, in every urban corridor? Often in the morning I swear I hear them chewing!.."