Hello, my name is Harvey Rammel. Ya’ll probably remember me from Win a Dream Bachelor – I mean how could you forget me, right.   Anyway, for obvious reasons I cannot tell you where I’m at but I wanted everyone to know my side of the story. There has been very little truth in reporting what happened so let’s start at the beginning.

 

First let me tell you how I got on the show. See, I was hanging out at the Delano pool in South Beach – I had a friend who’d get me in. It’s a great place to meet my sugar-mommas. I’d say I pick up over half of my cliental there. Anyway, I’m lying there soaking in some of that Miami sun when someone walks right in-between me and my sunlight. I’m a little tilted but not much because I think it might be a perspective client. Well, when I look up I see this business looking woman, kinda homily but I’ve seen and done worse. She tells me that I look good – of course – and would I be interested in doing a reality show? I ask her what the show is and how much would I make. She says the show is called Win a Dream Bachelor and the Bachelor that wins gets a free condo for a year in LA and $250k. I ask her what do I get if I don’t win. She says I would get nothing. I tell her I’m not interested. Well long story short, she feeds me some drinks, we have a quick “session”, she feeds me some more drinks and in a drunken stupor I sign on to do the show. Of course, I wake up in the morning to a note that says “See you in July” with a copy of the contract that I signed. I was pissed.

 

I contacted a few lawyers but no one would take the case – they said I was “up a creek”. I tried contacting the show but this woman that I had the "session" with at the Delano, Lacy Rosa, is of course the exec producer and she says she’ll sue me if I don’t show and/or I break the contract. I contacted more lawyers to see if she was right and they all agreed I was stuck. So, anyway, I figure I that I’ll do whatever it takes to get kicked off the show during the first coupla of episodes. But then I get to thinking that would not be such a good idea. I mean especially giving my business. I did not want millions of people thinking I was some kinda jackass so that I could not pull any more clients. 

 

Let me tell you right now that I am NOT a male prostitute. I have women that pay for things for me and give me an allowance. Sure I have “sessions” with them but I do a lot more than that. I go places with them, I help them pick out clothes, I give them a shoulder to cry on, etc. I am really a professional boyfriend. So all that prostitute business is just a lie.

 

Anyway, I decide to do anything and everything to win the damn contest. Let me tell you right now that it wasn’t all that easy. First off Amanda was a bitch, not nearly the same person you saw on the TV. Second, the majority of the guys there were wanting to win the damn contest as much as me and wasn’t any of them ugly. Some of them were douches but no uglies. So, I’m kissing butt and winning contests and coming off as Mr. Goody Two Shoes. When it got down to about 5 of us, I knew I was going to have to step up my game. But I could tell real quick that something was up with Joshua.

 

Before, they, the show, pretty much treated all of us the same but then all of sudden that Lacy chick starts having private meetings with Joshua and Amanda is making all these googly eyes at him off camera.

 

Oh yeah, we always knew when we were being filmed cause there would always be a producer around telling us what to do. They would never tell us what to say or give us a script or anything like that. They would just be standing in a corner somewhere saying things like “Harvey go talk to Joshua”, “Harvey go to the hot-tub”, etc.

 

Anyway, I realize something is up with Josh. I immediate think he is banging this Lacy woman and she is setting him up to win. I ain’t gonna let that happen. So first I try to sneak my way into Lacy again. She ain’t having it – she keeps blowing me off. So then I try to turn up the charm on Amanda – no luck – she is still making eyes at Josh. So, then I go to Josh and tell him that I know what is going on – not Amanda like she is telling everyone, why he ain’t saying anything I don’t know, probably that Lacy bitch squeezing his nuts. Anyway, I tell Josh to cut me in for half of his winnings or I’m gonna go to the press and blow this show up. I never threaten to kill nobody.

 

As a matter of fact, Lacy came to me and told me to keep my mouth shut or “bad things” were gonna happen to me. Whatever, like I was scared of her. But I decide not to go to the papers anyway because I believe I can still come out a winner. I figure if I come in second I’ll get a lot of sympathy from the public so it might make it even easier to pick up new clients than if I did win. Well, right about then is when they announce the “twist”.

 

As you all know, bringing in that Brad guy was a low blow. I mean how were we gonna compete against her real life boyfriend? We all knew she would pick Josh as the winner so they could get the cash and condo and then Brad would finish second so that when she broke up with Josh and starting re-dating Brad it would be no big deal. So the rest of us were just being played for idiots. And they expected us to just take it. Well there was no way I was gonna take it. So I head for the LA Times.

 

Wouldn’t you know it that when I get there Lacy is there waiting for me. I think that dude Jay must’ve ratted me out. Anyway, she tells me that if I go to the Times that she’ll have me arrested for raping her back at the Delano. I tell her that she is full of it. Who would believe that she would put me on the show after I raped her? She says they don’t have to believe it; that it would ruin my business because who is going to be seen with an accused rapist from a reality show? I mean what was I supposed to do? I mean she really pissed me off. Where did she get off thinking she could treat me that way?

 

So I go back and contact this guy I know in Miami – he owned me some favors – and tell him my problem. I NEVER told him to kill her and Amanda. He just told me he would take care of it. Then he rats me out when the police come looking for both of us? What an ass. I mean how is it my fault he took things into his own hands and then lies about it to get himself a deal?

 

Do I feel bad for Lacy and Amanda? Nah, they both deserved what they got. Do I feel bad that Josh never got his winnings? Nope, he didn’t deserve it. The only one I kinda feel bad for is Brad but that is what he gets for falling in love with someone like Amanda. Anyway, that is the REAL story. 

 

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