One of the best ways to reduce your carbon footprint is to never fly again. My friends and I are deciding whether to make that pledge. To that end we are, this week, giving the matter much thought and will, next week, meet to make out final decision. At that meeting (more like a p*ss up) we will put forward as many reasons we can think of why we shouldn’t fly – in addition to the environmental reason already mentioned.

Based on the following article, I will be offering the reason of avoiding celebrity air-rage. Another reason I will offer is that, no matter who it is, be they celebrity, posh tart, suit-man or waiter – if they are rude to me (while having their outburst) I’ll be rude to them. This applies doubly when I’m flying as all my close friends know! Another reason I won’t be flying again is that I much prefer rail journeys.