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Red Wine Rules

posted November 2, 2006 - 1:56am
Red Wine Rules

Alright. I saw on the news today that red wine was good for you...again. Red wine rocks. I imediately cracked open a bottle after getting home from work.
Antioxidants, reduced heart disease...now this thing where rats live longer regardless of what we feed them...The way I see it, it's either go jogging or drink some red wine.
Pass the Sangiovese thank you very much.
I write grants as a partial living. It's crazy. It's so much more relaxing blogging on xomba half lit on YellowTail than it is trying to write something within the context of a set of rules someone else is imposing on you.
Writing is cool. But writing grants isn't really writing. It's much too limited.
Yes. You take some liberty to "embellish" certain parts to help make your case. But even that is held in check because if you were to be awarded the grant - you better be ready to back up what you wrote.
I'll apologize now for any gramatical and especially, spelling errors. It is a fact that I'm tuned right now.
So does anyone else on Xomba live in ND?
Who exactly am I talking to?
If you ARE from ND...vote "yes" for measure 3 Nov. 7th.
If you're not, here's some advise.
Whatever you are doing right now for a living - you should start searching for a new job doing the same thing, but for a non-profit agency.
Non-profits do exactly the same things as "normal" corporations...w/out the "evilness".
Example: If you are an electrician working to wire up new buildings like...WalMarts...Why not do the same "work", but for a non-profit who's mission it is to build affordable housing for people with disabilities? Something like that.
You can make similar money, similar benefits but w/out the guilt.
If you don't feel the guilt, that will be fodder for the next blog.
Conan O'brian is funny. Go see Borat - some great social commentary. Vote yes for measure 3 and drink red wine.
And when you get a chance, turn the station in your car to Prairie Public Radio. You'll be a better person for it.

Late,
nakedfoot



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Enjoyingly you must then be reading

the fractured Inglish of our North Korean news agency, being detailed in this zombite -- http://www.xomba.com/pleasing_give_me_extra_large_war_crime_much_flailed Maximum leader Kim Jong-il commands the glueing of your eyeballs to the bite above in splendiferous understanding between the peoples of North Korean and Kojakistan!

I cannot wait seeing the Borat in glorious naked Spam fight.

It's niiiiice.

Antonia Dwells

And there's something wrong with that?

I'm slowly but surely working up to the 100 bottles per day you recommend. With otherworldly commitment, I will reach my goal of being healthy. I guess they already have the pill - but even in that, the doses are so small you'd need to eat 100 of them...so I guess it will help Rush Limbough. The heart disease thing is real though. But it's for any alcohol consumed in moderation. Borat is not opening today in Minot, ND. Probably because it is Minot, ND. One of the many bummers of living here. Had plans to. Damn. I must go now for make benefit my work. Later,

Drink 100 bottles of wine a day

That's how much you'll supposedly have to drink to get the needed amounts of that compound that makes you healthier even if obese. I guess you'd also lose weight, since you'll be burning calories to walk the the bathroom every 3 minutes to pee! Fortunately, I hear they're working on putting this healthy compound into an easier-to-use pill form... P.S. Also good to see another article using "Borat" as a tag (the other one is mine).

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