Now, I've bought my fair share of fiber optic Virgin Mary stand ups, and have been gifted ( as a result of my large nose, large breasts, dark hair, jewish-look ) with an array of Dreidel Yo-Yo's and candy Menorahs, but this takes the cake:

20 items available to buy, guaranteed to piss off God.
Your God.
My God.
Any God.

#20.Ketzel the Cat Menorah
#19.Luke 6:38 Roll Gum
#18.Ten Plagues of Egypt Toy
#17.Testamints
#16.Baby Jesus Cookie Cutter
#15.Chocolate Jewish Bear
#14.Chocolate Jesus
#13.Pope Cake
#12.Praise Workout Circuit Training Video
#11.Jesus Loves You Footwear
#10.Jesus "Action" Figures
#9.Armor of God Pajamas
#8.Lookin' Good For Jesus Mini Kit
#7.Jesus is My Coach
#6.Jesus Holiday Specs 3D Glasses
#5.Grow a Buddha
#4.Grapes of Galilee Wine
#3.Teen Witch Kit
#2.Bibleman Video Game
#1.Dog Nativity Set

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