The Republican stimulus is a Tax Cut and a Tax Credit -- Not Jobs, Relief for American Families!
posted February 6, 2009 - 4:53amTO any readers of this posting, I am sorry that Xomba's choice was to prevent additional comments from being posted. The comment stream was fascinating, and one thing led to another. It was not inappropriate, and all those interested in learning about the Republican approach should listen to Obama's speech to a joint session of congress, and compare it the Bobby Jindal failure speech. Jindal is kinda like Rush, a bad joke.
But this posting was a real swinger and targeted and flagged for posting things that were never posted. But I do suggest the author be given the job of moderating postings to his own postings, because this posting is just satirical humor. Well, it was a real swinger of a posting and lots of people were posting to it. I'm going to write another satire about Republican intelligence -- because in this time with the demonstration of Republican Sneering and sniggering and missing the connections to their electorate -- one must look at their IQ's collectively and individually. It looks from here that there were only three Republican's left, Snow, Collins and Specter. And today RNC leader was talking seriously about stopping their campaign funding in the next election. That shows real intelligence?
Republican stimulus Tax Cut and Tax Credit. Relief for American Families!
Tax Cut and Credits -- The Republican's Lipstick!
How many people can you put "back to work" with a Republican Tax Cut?
Really? Can you feed your family with a Tax Credit or a Tax Cut? Can you buy peanut butter?
Will these cuts and credits pay the gasoline bill? How many credits or cuts does it take to buy food. Would a JOB work better than a Tax Cut to feed the American family?
Would a Tax cut help ward off a foreclosure, or would a JOB -- doing something, building something the American Community would have for a few generations be a better way to stimulate the economy . . .?
Will the Republican Tax Cut or Tax Credit "pay" for the Mortgage? How about the electricity?
Will the Republican Tax cut cover the medical or doctor bills?
The biggie is this: Will the Tax credit or TAX CUT pay the credit cards I've had to support the family with?
How about getting an income tax break for all the credit card interest. You know encourage people to spend money and carry a balance, since without a job, that balance keeps climbing. If Credit Card users could get a benefit from the interest credit card companies and banks charge, a deduction like we used to get; they could reduce their taxes, have more money to create jobs. . . sure.
Ask your Republican Compassionate Conservative Senator just how the tax credit or tax cut will put money immediately in your pocket to pay your bills? This month. Or next month if you can survive that long?
Remember their names, their faces. Their "stimulus" programs. Next time vote them out.
Really. But while you still have a phone, whose bill you just can't seem to pay, call their staff and ask them how their plan will buy your family bread next week.
Yeah. Lipstick on a pig.
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But wait! For brief moment, I thought the Republicans might have relevance. I was reading this, below:
The Car Credit.
I read an article that was quickly taken down from the web on how to "feed the entire family" with the Republican Tax Credit and Tax cut. I was really interested in that!
Peanut Butter Swaps, Toxic assets. Another Republican Plan.
I was learning about ways to get some of the recalled peanut butter and peanut butter products from the businesses that had to recall the products thought to be carrying live, potent Salmonella bacteria. The Republican approach I read was to arrange something like a credit default swap, or something like those toxic assets swaps where you traded peanut risk for the means to get rid of the product. The neat thing was the way you could swap a worthless old junker automobile for the deadly peanut product, and on paper it balanced out transparently.Like win win!
If I understood the Republican author of the article, you contacted the grocery chain in your area to acquire the tainted, salmonella-containing or suspected peanut butter product, and convinced management in the food chain to accept an older car as a deposit for his risk on the peanut butter. You could mention your license as a disposal operation, even if you didn't have such a thing; and how your partners were connected with waste management kinds of operations. After delivery of the older car to the grocery chain manager and pickup of the peanut butter, the food chain would call FDA and let them know that the tainted peanut products had been safely shipped to a reclamation site for decontamination, and disposal. Your local landfill's address would be used.
Part of the Republican Jobs Plan.
Now this next part confused me. If I remember right, you had a series of two or three cheap microwave ovens, and you hired day-labor, non-English speaking help to microwave box after box after package after package of peanut product. You nuked all products to heat them, pasteurize, them so to speak, and kill them nasty Bacteria. With a "stamp" your help used -- the solution to the problem was easily concluded. The stamp warranted each product as examined and certified bacteria free, and a consumable product. These once toxic assets could be sold in neighborhoods at almost face value. . .just like one of the Republican bailouts.
I was just about to read the next paragraph on how to AIG the liability, when my wife called me to do something and when I got back, my automatic site refresh had wiped the screen clean. . .
As I thought later about this, with my incomplete grasp of the next step, I realized there probably were aspects of scam and skim to this plan.
Yeah. It might yet be legal. Not honorable, but very Republican.
It showed those you dealt with that you were better than them -- just like a Republican is expected to be! Better than the rest!
I found a little more out about the deadly peanuts. No wonder they took that site down!
DEVELOPMENTS in Peanuts! Congressional humor!
Q.
Do you and your Peanuts make Campaign Contributions to both parties?
A.
I take the Fifth.
Q.
Do you wish to express remorse for the sicknesses and deaths of people who were sickened and killed by the Salmonella now clearly and directly linked to your processing plants, in several cases, by unique Salmonella DNA identification? Nine people died from your product.
A.
I take the Fifth.
Q.
Did you think you could get away with this? Nine deaths?
A.
I take the Fifth.
Q.
We have an affidavit from an employee at your peanut processing plant wherein he states you were visiting and he showed you where he was being forced, by his supervisor, to sweep and shovel raw shelled peanuts from the floor and walk space into the food stream below the sterilization unit -- and that he showed you the peanuts on the floor, being walked on, and that you spat on the peanuts on the floor, crushed them with your shoes, and relieved the mucous from your nose on to the peanuts; then you used his broom and shovel to carry the peanuts to the place where you dumped them into the product food stream, and then fired him. Is this true?
A. Absolutely not! Not me! His supervisor may have fired him.
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The investigation continues.

http://energycommerce.house.gov/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1492
Peanuts are a world class food. With enough credits and tax cuts maybe you can corner the salmonella free part of it.

Comments
So eeyor copied it -- (I figured) because it was written better
Internet
Why Stay Then Les?
Government Research -- doing it right. Not for profit.
Power siezure? U on the right side?
I never voted for your boy Bill -- though I think he did okay. You clearly know nothing of alternative fuels.
Where do you think the fossil fuels came from? How much energy was required to produce them? From the Sun. This was more than a few million years ago and definitely more than 40. (They are really dirty too.) You do not even grasp the reason we need to use them.
Carbon Tax is the correct approach, not Cap and Trade.
Strong arming Banks?
In a socialist state I would just eliminate your banks. To buy food or fuel, you'd have to use a credit card -- or heck, just bar code your forehead. Scan you and what you got. Your ignorance is impressive.
Actually, it was the congress and McCain's buddy, Texan Republican, Phil Gramm who helped spearhead the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act, which allowed those commercial and investment banks like Citigroup, with their hedge and darkside links to more easily merge, hiding the leverage ponzi that evolved with JP Morgan's (JPMChase) invention of the Credit Default Options with their swaps, and their application to the mortgage markets.
They were able to suck AIG in, sell the swaps like peanut butter snacks, with AIG needing rescue when the details of the swaps were becoming apparent.
Paulson sold a lot of bad paper to the Chinese while at Goldman Sachs, and the attempts to spread the hurt around as a fix has worked toward the collapse.
I hope you loaded your 401K with all those goodies and then just watched your account as someone skimmed you. How'd that feel? Phil Gramm helped build the culture you are praising. Control of the Census and the Banks?
Be happy. Don't worry. But that is just my opinion.
As a matter of fact, yes...
Wrong Les
No, not an idiot! Surely,U R in the Low normal range! 70-100!
Idiot?
eeyor... The last good Republican was Ike
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